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THE DUCHESS OF MALFI – Wanamaker Playhouse , Shakespeare’s Globe

HORROR , BEAUTY, CANDLELIGHT

It is a tiny jewel-box, this new indoor playhouse: a reproduction of the Jacobean theatres which succeded the wooden O of the Globe.  Clean pale wood benches lie beneath a ceiling of gilded stars, and the only light is from a hundred wax candles:   tremblng in sconces,  carried by actors, or rising and falling on seven great candelabras from the ceiling.  It is a beautiful thing, but until this first production we could not know whether it will really serve the plays.

Banish doubt: it’s a triumph.  Dominic Dromgoole has wisely chosen to open the Wanamaker with a play whose vision of normality overwhelmed by nightmare is  perfectly expressed by its candlelit intimacy.   The poetic morbidity of John Webster reanimates after four centuries his obsessions:  flesh as frail as curdled milk, stranglings , obscene desires, spider-web intrigue,  “Life a mist of error; death a storm of terror”.   Yet at the heart of the play is the most playful, wholesome and loving of heroines. More even than a Desdemona or Cordelia,  the Duchess shines steady against the blackness: a rounded, sensual, happy and fulfilled woman who even imprisonment only brings  to “melancholy fortified with disdain”,  who asserts her noble birth but dies saying “Give my little boy some syrup for his cold”.

Gemma Arterton brings a queenly beauty to the role, and on this night steps up into the first rank of classical actors.   In the lovely domestic scenes with her secret husband Antonio (Alex Waldmann)  she sings and teases, shrugging cheerfully that the “tempest” of her brother’s fury at the marriage will abate.  In captivity, tormented with visions of the beloved dead,  she can rage and grieve without compromising the still dignity which stands gravely by when bayed by madmen.   No grotesqueness can dim her quiet burning candle.

That grotesqueness, meanwhile,  is served with equal vigour by David Dawson as Duke Ferdinand, keeping his incestuous weirdness just this side of camp.  Writhingly petulant, shivering with inexpressible desire he is the perfect contrast to  his sister’s cheerful sensuality.  A fine physical contrast too with his pawn,  Sean Gilder’s Bosola, playing it as every inch the pragmatic ex-army bruiser moving from a brisk “Whose throat must I cut?” to horrified entanglement in the Duke’s filthy games.  And alongside the Duchess is Sarah MacRae’s Cariola:  of coarser clay than her mistress but warmly human and, in her own moment of death, inexpressibly touching.  All this, remember, is  achieved by candlelight:  rising and falling, snuffed out and re-lit,  the practical magic of a past age rediscovered.  With Claire van Kampen’s music on early instruments, it takes your breath away.

After the  savage climax of the Duchess’ death,  every director faces the problem of the longish final act. A more temperate playwright would head for a faster ending, but Webster revels in detailed dissolution, conspiracy, seduction, a ludicrous poisoned Bible and a jarring comic interlude with mad Ferdinand’s overconfident doctor.  For all the Gothic horror of the Duke’s werewolf grave-ripping,  progress towards the final heaping of corpses always risks absurdity.  Dromgoole does not resort to cuts or underplaying but ramps it up,  goes for broke, and allows the absurdities to produce a relieved shake of laughter in the tiny, crammed, beautiful room.

box office:  (0) 20 7401 9919   http://www.shakespeares-globe.com
to 16 Feb

rating:   five     5 Meece Rating

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HAPPY CHRISTMAS and a showy New Year!

libby, christmas cat…theatrecat.com will be back in the New Year with Wolf Hall and wartime and the new Wanamaker, and Beckett and Cleopatra and maybe even the odd panto.  Thank you all, very much, for following this rogue website and giving head-space to a theatre moggy thrown out in the rain without a newspaper to shelter under.
And remember – at least 40 of the plays reviewed here are still running into January, and many are well worth seeing

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The Apollo Theatre: a tribute

This is not a theatre-news website, but it wishes to extend sympathy to the audience and cast of The Curious Affair of the Dog in the Night-Time, and to Nica Burns and her staff at Nimax Theatres,   after tonight’s structural collapse.
And admiration to those who reportedly evacuated without panic, and to the front-of-house team who assisted them.  There will be some doomsaying about our old Victorian and Edwardian theatres,  but this rare and shocking event will not, I hope, diminish the affection and enjoyment we get from them. And will do for many years to come.

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THE ELEPHANTOM – National Theatre Shed SE1

TWERKING INFLATABLE ELEPHANTS!  THAT’S MORE LIKE IT!

For all my pleading I was unable to borrow a child for this 4+ production (school hours, bah humbug!) . But I sat next to one who was, his mother admitted, only just three.  So the first appearance of the life-size, inflatable-bodied sky-blue ghost elephant produced a nervous murmur and a retreat to the maternal bosom.

To be fair,  it appears first by night when the heroine (Audrey Brisson, tiny and indomitable) is tucked up in bed with the lights out.  It would unsettle anyone to find the bedclothes suddenly inflating,  pushed away by a luminous ballooning interloper who rejoins his solid head (creeping in with two puppetteers in view)  and galumphs around chuckling basso-profundo.   But by the time she  accepts a sucky kiss from the trunk and a cuddle of his crepey, bouncy tummy,  the school parties round the stage were firmly on the Elephantom’s side, reaching out to touch his airy backside.    And even my smaller companion was staring,  uncertain but excited.  It is no bad thing to be a bit scared in a theatre and get over it.

I hadn’t known  Ross Collins’ book,  but in Ben Power’s adaptation  the story of the troublesome visitor is told without words,  clearly and wittily in physical moves and mutters.   A humdrum day with parents, breakfast, school and TV is established,  Laura Cubitt and Tim Lewis semi-stylized as the busy unseeing parents,   Avye Leventis  hilarious as a teacher scuttling about with box-files and a hairdo full of pencils and spare specs.  The silent-movie jerkiness of the adults makes the elephant’s bulging, floating absurdity all the more natural.

At first he just pinches food, plays tricks and commandeers the remote control whenever she is alone;  but next night he gets above himself and invites friends.  Whereon,  with whoops and cheers,  we see how much havoc a gang of disco-dancing baby elephantoms can wreak in a living room.  They twerk the front rows and lead a conga line: my tiny neighbour was humming  along enchantedly by now  (there’s a live band  overhead, alongside a frieze of lighted houses which provide the final unexpected joke).

At last Grandma, who being more mature can see the creature, takes the girl  to consult a ghost-removal company.   David Emmings (and assorted body parts of others) do vaudeville trick-hands puppetry behind a desk,  and there is an exhilarating battle through a warehouse of animated boxes to find a way to de-elephant the home.     All this,  as I say, is evoked without dialogue but with perfect clarity: direction is split between master-puppetteers Toby Olie and Finn Caldwell , with input from Marianne Elliott and design by Samuel Wyer.

The puppetry is superb, as you’d expect,  and full of heart.  Older children will love a beautiful short essay in the programme on how to make objects come alive.  Younger ones – well, they’ll talk for weeks about big blue flying naughty elephants.  So will I.

box office   020 7452 3000   to 11 Jan     Shed partner:  Neptune

rating:  four   4 Meece Rating

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ALADDIN – New Wimbledon Theatre

BRAND  MEETS BEDELLA  – BUT IT’S FLAWLESS THAT’S FLAWLESS!

New lamps for old!  It’s the motto of the best pantomimes : keep the shape of the old lamp – vaudeville routines, spectacle, low comedy and sweet song,  comedy knickers –   but fire up the old lamp with something as new as hip-hop and LEDs.   Cherish the old solid-brass professionals but  rub celebrity agents until they  conjure up star names.  Thus  your improbable lamp will shine.

It surely does in this rip-roaring Aladdin, written by Eric Potts and directed by Ian Talbot.  Above the title Jo Brand is Genie of the Ring, in possibly the most ornately blingtastic outfit she has ever worn. Her trademark sarcasm is written in, but the standup career is evident in that she’s happiest when the fourth wall is down and she can berate the audience and tell  jokes. The kids loved the one about the French cat.

But alongside her towers Matthew Kelly, a Dame of long experience and many costumes (a giant Pot Noodle, a Scotch airer covered in drying pants as a hooped skirt).   And as Abanazar there’s David Bedella,  so memorable as Jerry Springer’s Satan, with his marvellous grainy bass and wo-hoa-hoa laugh of evil.   But then add groovy Britains-got-talent celebrs:  Shaheen Jhafargholi  – who sang at Michael Jackson’s memorial – is a bluesy rather beautiful Lamp Genie.  And even better, deserving  the wildest cheers of all,  the, joyfully acrobatic street-dance group Flawless.

Backflips, handstands, head-twirling  hip-hop genius, at one point in pitch dark with suits of lights.  It’s  breathtaking and street-smart,  but sewn cheerfully into the old patchwork.  Their first appearance indeed is as the Peking Police Force under the leadership of Matthew Rixon as a wholly traditional comic policeman (it could be 1935),  and one of the best jokes is Brand being told “you only like hip-hop because it’s only two letters away from chip shop”.

You see what I mean?  Modern panto melds together the shock of the new with Victorian staples – daft puns, physical jokes (in the laundry the copper goes brilliantly through the mangle,and shrinks).  It has  prancing nippers from the Doris Holford School of Dance and a traditionally pretty and melodious pair of leads,  Oliver Thornton and Claire-Marie Hall,  and dutifully picks up the annual top jokes (last year it was gangnam,  this year twerking and the Gravity movie).    It dares to flash, briefly, a bare bum,  but an entr’acte cross-talk act and a canting song come straight from music-hall.  It greatly relishes insults (“I’m pushing forty!” “Dragging it, more like” ).

And it’s beautiful. Wimbledon always goes nuts on costumes, but in backdrops too Old Peking is a sepia-gold dream of parasols and pagodas, the Palace a blue-and-silver elegance,  the cave green-and-grey with a living gesticulating carpet.  The finale melts all the colours together round a willowpattern plate.  For all the larks and jokes,  the children will have been taking in that aesthetic, too.

box office 0844 8717 646   to  12 jan

Rating:  a panto five!     5 Meece Rating

Damemouse

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THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS – Chickenshed, N14

THE BIGGEST WILDEST HAPPIEST SHOW

Never have there been so many Cratchits:  28 of them, all singing their heads off  “Who needs the limelight? Who owns the moonlight? We’ve got the life and soul – Life for the living, soul for the giving!”.    The stage is crowded: a vast composed picture, every cast member from seven to sixty a pixel in it,  a voice.

Among them several are energetically signing,  as they have throughout the riotous play.  I think I now know the BSL signs for “Ho Ho Ho” , “Here’s your P45”,  and “Resistance is futile”.    The sign-language moves melt effortlessly into the mass choreography.  The cast numbers 800,  on any one night 168.   At the curtain call I had never seen so many people on one stage, ever.   It overwhelms.

For this is Chickenshed, the famous theatre group (and teaching campus for BTec performance diplomas) which excludes nobody willing to join and perform.  Physical and mental disabilities or illness are no bar;  deeply troubled and excluded children too have their lives changed,  many staying for years.  Among the adults performing are those who teach the courses.  Music, lighting and sets are of professional standard and often grander than most commercial children’s theatre:  the entrance of the Snow Queen and the frozen victims trapped above is spectacular).

All of which might make you expect to approve,  to admire,  to donate to a good cause.  But for this 40th anniversary performance, a reprise of one of their classic devised stories, the first thing to do is just applaud.  It is seriously good fun:  witty, artful, thoughtful and performed with headlong glee.  The story is a mischievous seasonal mashup: a family of children who on Christmas Eve find that Santa has delivered the wrong sack, and that it falls to them to deliver presents to the Ugly Sisters, Scrooge, and the Snow Queen.  So they ‘imagine‘ their sofa into a sleigh, recruit a couple of  divinely silly reindeer (Billy Ashworth and Robin Shillinglaw) and head off to Pantoland, 1842 London, and the frightening Snow Queen’s domain.
There are some fine jokes in Pantoland, as the Ugly Sisters dispatch casts all over the country.  A minute girl plays the big bad wolf with a terrifying roar,  a  disillusioned Buttons sneers “Hello Buttons – not ‘zackly Shakespeare, is it?”  and a depressed Aladdin in specs reveals that he has been replaced by David Hassellhoff, or possibly Jedward.  Inevitably the Sisters end up dragged to Dickens’ London and Scrooge to the Snow Kingdom,  where in one of the most dramatic emotional moments he saves a small child  (Serena Ehanire) from going over to the dark side.

There are solos, and some powerful leads (Michael Offei a particularly funny ugly sister)  but it’s all about the ensemble:   the three rotas of sleigh kids, snowpeople, panto stars and Londoners who take turn throughout the many matinees and evenings,  crowding and dancing and singing and ultimately forming a picture far bigger than any one of them. Or us.

box office  0208 292 9222    chickenshed.org.uk    to  11 Jan

rating:   Who’s competing?  Not Chickenshed people.  So here’s  one big happy Christmouse for them

Damemouse

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THE NATIONAL THEATRE 50th BIRTHDAY GALA – a view from the stalls by Irving Wardle

Meece with mask tiny compressedIrving Wardle – now in his 85th year – was a theatre critic from 1958 to 1995: for 26 of those 37 years he was the Times Chief Theatre Critic.  He  was Tynan’s deputy,  Pinter’s friend,  a playwright himself, and is still writing about theatre.  He saw the birth of the National Theatre in 1963 and was an honoured guest at Saturday’s immense gala night.  This new and  unfledged website,  home to one of his Times successors (though I am one whose tenure sadly lasted only three and a half years, not 26) is honoured to host Irving Wardle’s  exclusive impressions of Saturday night….A return to the critic’s chair from one of the art’s doyens.

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IRVING WARDLE WRITES:

“Who’s there?”: were the first words spoken on the NT stage in its opening
production of Hamlet in 1963.  The 50th birthday show opened with the same scene and the same words.  Who’s there?
Well, the Queen wasn’t, and nor were Peter O’Toole (the first Hamlet) or Peter Hall.  Otherwise, looking round the house, it seemed that everyone else had turned up, from Joan Plowright, still carrying the torch for Laurence Olivier to the massed crowd of backstage staff who overwhelmed the actotrs at the final lineup amid a glittering cloudburst of golden leaves.
In between it was pretty much bliss all the way.  Nicholas Hytner and his team had followed Peter Hall’s advice when he said that what such occasions need is “the obvious, very well done.”  From the NT’s 800 past productions we got through an astonishing 38 items in two and a quarter hours.  No interval, no commentary; just the dramatic work switching between staged and film archive extracts.  A tight structure that somehow allowed everything to breathe.  Even the instantaneous design – single Corinthian column for Judi Dench’s Cleopatra, or an elaborate cabinet of priceless china (for No Man’s Land) seemed visually sumptuous rather than austere.  While the stage events, no mattter how brief, came over as if they had all the time in the world.

There were two kinds of pleasure: authentic presentation of past events and seeing them recreated by other actors.  For instance there was Alex Jennings back as Professor Higgins, turning “The Rain in Spain” into a bullfight fought with gramophone horns.  Also James Corden reprising his Timms in The History Boys  –   with Alan Bennett himself making the French brothel lesson more riotous than it had been when Richard Griffiths  was taking the class.  Judi Dench returned twice to her past repertory with Cleopatra’s last speech in praise of Antony, and with Desiree Arnfeldt’s “Send in the Clowns”. Both made  time stand still and brought the house down.  As did Helen Mirren, re-enacting the murder of Ezra from Mouring Becomes Electra.

Writing about these scenes has the effect of turning them into a catalogue, which is directly opposite to the effect they had in performance :  each had time to develop its own life.

In the authenticity stakes, the undoubted killer was a clip from Maggie Smith’s Myra in the 1864 Hay Fever, engaged in arrogantly teasing dalliance with Anthony Nicholls before collapsing as a boneless deadweight into his arms  To comic genius on that level,  one responds with as much awe as laughter.

For the record there were some new performances that made you long to see them in full-scale revivals.  Top of that list for me was Ralph Fiennes as the rogue South African newspaper proprietor in Pravda, obsequiously fawning on the management before launching his reign on terror on the newsroom.  But the biggest show-stoppers were all from muscals:    Jerry Springer,  My Fair Lady, and Clive Rowe leading a marvellously drilled gangster congregation in “Sit Down, You’re Rockin’ the Boat.”  But, then, as Trevor Nunn rightly pointed out, “the NT is very well served by doing the whole spectrum.”
Not a bad motto for the next 50 years.

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HMP MACBETH Intermission, St Saviour’s SW3

MURDER , MURK  AND MISSION 
In a church tucked decorously behind Harrods, three voodoo-punk bitch-witches in ragged prison sweatsuits shriek and cackle in an ecstasy of malice;  cell doors bang in vicious sympathy,  and a sensual, tousled Lady Macbeth calls on spirits to unsex her,  interrupted by shouts from the next cell “I’m trying to sleep, you flipping psychopath!”.  Two languages meld seamlessly:  when her illicit prison-officer lover  Macbeth quails at the thought of bumping off the Governor,  averring that he dares do all that may become a man, he who dares do more is none,   his inmate mistress slaps him robustly round the head with “You pussy!”.    As for her scornful “We fail?” –   a line which echoes down four centuries of Lady Macbeths –  he meets that with a dive back into modernity and the prison setting,   muttering resentfully “Well, there’s a possibility –  given that you didn’t get away with your last crime”.

Thus we’re allowed to laugh from time to time.   For this is another of Intermission’s rousing, but not irreverent,  Shakespeare adaptations.,  written by the extraordinary Darren Raymond and directed by Fabian Spencer.  Both men, many years ago as real prison inmates,  had the luck to encounter Bruce Wall’s London Shakespeare Workout and fall in love with the power of it.   Now Raymond is artistic director of Intermission Youth Theatre,  creating productions with young people deemed – or already – at risk of running off the tracks.   It was founded by actors-cum-missioners (Into-Mission, geddit?)  the Rev Rob Gillion and his wife Janine (she, with an air of Teresa May bout her,  beautifully  plays the assasinated prison governor Ms Duncan).   Without government support,  this incogruous outfit probably does more for disaffected youth than many conventional ones.  It has sent kids on to RADA, the Brit school, university,  teaching and TV.
Leading a number of fine performances,  Kwame Reed as Officer Macbeth makes a thoughtful journey from dutiful ambitious officer promoted after quelling a riot caused by Deputy Governor Cawdor,  to panicking psychopath.   The Three Bitches are tremendous,  and Esther Odejimi (astonishingly, it’s her first ever performance)  is memorable:  a sexy, furious, utterly confident Lady Macbeth right through to her final dissolution, crying “Hell is murky”, to cries of “slut” from behind the cell walls.
A lot of credit goes to Raymond himself, whose years of workshopping and “sampling” Shakespere texts enable the young cast to take confident ownership, shifting from modern vernacular with ease and conviction.  Important soliloquies like “She should have died hereafter” are intact,  high emotion often leading with beautiful logic straight from prison jargon to the old pentameter.  As for the plot, it hangs artfully between dystopian fantasy (a women’s prison as a self-contained kingdom), gritty realism and the original.   I wondered how he would handle the murder of the Macduffs  and the curse of Dunsinane, but he does it elegantly, and even gets round the Birnam Wood problem.

box office   http://www.iyt.org.uk       Thur-Sat till    23 Nov

rating :  four        4 Meece Rating

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Coming up this week – reviews on TheatreCat.com

Storm winds and logistics permitting…  each should turn up late night:

Monday 28th –  David Storey’s HOME at Arcola – anniversary production

Tues  29th  –   The Scottsboro boys,  Young Vic : Kander/Ebb musical about historic injustice

Weds  30th  The Potsdam Quartet   at Jermyn St   Politics, history &  hindsight…

Thurs 31st   HMP Macbeth – ex-offenders’ storming prison take on it

Friday 1 Nov    Mrs Lowry and Son  –  the artist’s tricky home life reimagined     Trafalgar  2

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The Events – Young Vic SE1 (a note)

I reviewed this in Edinburgh, for the Times, which (via paywall) can still be read on http://tinyurl.com/l3qvtvn.  I gave it four stars.

So I won’t re-review it here,  but it’s worth signalling, on this press night at the Young Vic,  that David Greig’s play is an intense two-hander with a community chorus directed by Ramin Gray, that it is remarkable, and worth seeing.  Set in a church hall in the aftermath of a mass shooting,  it has a thoughtful, mournful topicality, subtle and nuanced and humane.

Neve McIntosh is a hip lesbian vicar struggling with her feelings and philosophy of life after half her choir are murdered.  Rudi Dharmalingham is sometimes the boy with the gun  “I need to make my mark. The only means I have are art or violence. And I was never any good at drawing”.  Sometimes other characters, who without vocal or physical change emerge as if in McIntosh’s own thoughts. A  humane, never glib exploration of our deepest modern fears.  Bleak, riveting, worth seeing.

020 7922 2922   http://www.youngvic.org   to 2 Nov

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