This is not a theatre-news website, but it wishes to extend sympathy to the audience and cast of The Curious Affair of the Dog in the Night-Time, and to Nica Burns and her staff at Nimax Theatres, after tonight’s structural collapse.
And admiration to those who reportedly evacuated without panic, and to the front-of-house team who assisted them. There will be some doomsaying about our old Victorian and Edwardian theatres, but this rare and shocking event will not, I hope, diminish the affection and enjoyment we get from them. And will do for many years to come.
The Apollo Theatre: a tribute
Comments Off on The Apollo Theatre: a tribute
Filed under Theatre
STEPHEN WARD – Aldwych, WC1
SLEAZE AND SCANDAL IN THE SIXTIES
There is a painfully beautiful song in the second Act of Andrew Lloyd-Webber’s new musical about the 1963 Profumo affair, a potential classic. “Hopeless when it comes to you” is sung by Joanna Riding as Valerie Hobson, the war minister’s loyal wife, when he has admitted the affair with Christine Keeler and his lie to Parliament. It feels inevitable that she should have the best number, because in this fascinating but squalid tale Hobson is the only untainted character.
Everyone else, from the Home Secretary to the press pack and the police, is either lecherous, naive, mendacious, prurient, malicious or vengefully corrupt. The teenage girls at the heart of it, Keeler and her friend Mandy Rice-Davies, are merely naive good-time teens; Yevgeny Ivanov, the fleeting lover who added a Cold-war frisson to the scandal, is just an honest-to-god Russian spy with a taste for champagne.
But the rest are a terrible shower. And Stephen Ward, the high-society osteopath and portrait painter who liked introducing teenage beauties to middle-aged married men and hearing reports of the sex, is frankly a sleazebag. Not a villain, not a pimp , but dislikeable. Which is a problem tougher than most musical-theatre creators ever take on: Lord Lloyd-Webber deserved his emotional press night bow among his cast for having a go. If you believe, as I do, that there is nothing the form should not attempt, you must salute him.
His driving force is the belief – substantiated often , most cogently in a new book by Geoffrey Robertson QC – that Ward was stitched up by the establishment. Not only because the affair toppled the Minister for War and the Macmillan government, but because the exposure of his louche lifestyle – cabaret girls, shag-happy aristocrats, Krays and Rachman and drug dealers – forced Britain to look itself in the eye and admit that a certain looseness had taken hold, right at the top. Middle Britain became one vast, horrified twitching curtain. I am just old enough to remember it.
The problem faced by Christopher Hampton’s book (extra lyrics by Don Black) is acknowledging the miscarriage of justice without making Ward an improbable innocent. He is the narrator – emerging piquantly from a Blackpool waxwork chamber-of-horrors between Hitler and Genghis Khan – with a lyric about how he only tried “to be kind”. Alexander Hanson is a beautiful singer and a winning presence, but the character can never be likeable. We see him befriending the vulnerable Keeler without sex – a proxy seducer, a Pandarus promoting her affairs with others. We get lovely‘60s pastiche numbers and interesting musical subtlety (all the orchestrations are Lloyd-Webber’s own); in a character-development I would like to see more, of we see Keeler becoming coarser, more dissonant and cynical (Charlotte Spencer carries that well). There is a good duet with the minxier Mandy (the real one, still glamorous at pensionable age, was in the front rows last night).
Tellingly we see Ward the only clothed one in a funny rum-ti-tum orgy scene, and glimpse his fantasy of himself as a back-channel diplomatic fixer. As the net closes, and with sinister aggressive crashing chords the awful press and worse police make a corrupt case against him, he sits like a reverse image of the Phantom, at the receiving end of the angry music instead of singing it. That works.
Over a year ago the composer told me he was working on this, and I asked how he would handle Ward’s despairing suicide after the hostile summing-up. In the event he does it with a roaringly defiant man still clutching his final fantasy, of himself as a human sacrifice. That works. I can’t predict immortality for this show, but am not sorry to have been there.
box office 0844 847 2379 to March
Rating: four 
Comments Off on STEPHEN WARD – Aldwych, WC1
Filed under Four Mice
WENDY & PETER PAN Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford upon Avon
NEVERLAND HAS ITS FEMINIST CONSCIOUSNESS RAISED
You can tick off reasons why this is just what the RSC should do. A fresh commission from a rising playwright, Ella Hickson; an intellectually and morally ambitious reinterpretation of a classic; a family show for the season with flying and sword-fights, superb sets full of surprises by Colin Richmond, and an internationally respected director , Jonathan Munby.
But you can’t win them all. And for all its merits this long, sprawling show doesn’t quite jell. Hickson reframes J.M.Barrie’s tale around Wendy and her mother, gets rid of Nana the dog and offers themes of family grief and feminism. Fair enough: Barrie’s elder brother died leaving an inconsolable mother, and it is not hard to trace the idea of the Lost Boys and the consoling myth of a Neverland of boy-fun which nonetheless yearns for a mother. Also, the Suffragette movement was hot in 1904, so it is playful to challenge the domestic entrapment of Wendy and raise Mrs Darling’s political consciousness in a coda.
It starts in the nursery with a romping family game . The boys are not small children but early adolescents, John (Jolyon Coy) a public-school prefect type and relegating Wendy to being a rescued damsel: “You must be very very sad, very very impressed and very very grateful”. It is not Peter Pan who arrives first, but the consumptive deathbed of brother Tom. The doctor is Arthur Kyeyune, who strikingly doubles later as the silent crocodile in a top-hat and trailing coat reminiscent of a voodoo Baron Samedi. The ticking of his clock is the ticking of time and mortality for us all.
Peter arrives, they all fly on a spectacular circling mobile, and Tinkerbell is a thumping, sarcastic, ginger-haired Waynetta Slob of a fairy with a vast pink tutu and a stroppy EastEnders attitude. There is a refreshing slanginess to Hickson’s dialogue, with plenty of “Bog off!” and “Do one!”. Tiger Lily (a she-macho Michelle Asante) inculcatesWendy with Girl Power. But for all the delight of the underground den and the pirate ship, the whooping boyish larkiness gets tedious, overdone perhaps to contrast with sensible liberated girlhood. And Peter (Sam Swann) is too hyperactive and coldly inhuman for sympathy. It all sits uncomfortably alongside the mournful preoccupation of Wendy (Fiona Button) with finding her lost brother. One minute she’s resisting Captain Hook’s creepy attempts to woo her with a balldress and tiara, the next showing solidarity with Tiger Lily, then back to Barrie whimsy when she finds out (on a flying bed with Peter, hmmm) that dead brothers become stars twinkling with maternal tears, and can’t get to Neverland till their families stop grieving.
Interesting themes, not balanced or woven satisfyingly together. Not a bad family outing, though: Tinkerbell is a rude delight, and I do appreciate a thoroughly camp Captain Hook (Guy Henry) suffering from existential doubts and failing to notice that Pirate Smee is in love with him and hopefully collecting colour swatches for their cottage together. Very modern.
box office 0844 800 1110 http://www.rsc.org.uk to 2 March
rating: three 
Comments Off on WENDY & PETER PAN Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford upon Avon
Filed under Three Mice
CORIOLANUS – Donmar, WC2
PLEBS AND POLITICS, SAVAGE AND STARK
The plebs are angry, scrawling demands for grain on the bare back wall, modern in hoodies and jeans. They reckon the senators get all the good stuff. Smooth-talking Menenius (Mark Gatiss) elegantly expounds the metaphor of the belly which seems to steal the food but actually supports the limbs and brain. Unimpressed, the Roman mob insist on two of their own as Tribunes, a fledgling democracy.
But there’s a war on with the Volscii, and Caius Martius Coriolanus has come home a bloodstained hero, to be acclaimed Consul. Tom Hiddleston takes centre stage: lean , hawkish, leathered, arrogant: accustomed to urge his troops by taunting them, he promptly demonstrates that soldierly command does not necessarily make a peacetme leader. He insults the “beastly plebeians…crows that peck the eagles..rotten breath of fetid marsh” (many a minister must envy this refreshing frankness) . The people’s tribunes (Helen Schlesinger and Elliot Levey, beautifully smug) banish him.
Retorting “I banish YOU!” he heads to Antium to offer his services or his bared throat to his former enemy Aufidius (Hadley Fraser). Who, in a remarkable homoerotic moment diluted by “Know thou first, I love the maid I married” lavishly embraces and recruits him to sack Rome. Fellow Volscii (who conveniently all talk Yorkshire) look on stunned: for there are merciful moments in Josie Rourke’s thrilling, headlong, tragedy-driven production where she allows us a gust of laughter.
After Phyllida Lloyd’s fine all-woman Julius Caesar, the Donmar once again offers raw, political Shakespeare proving that an intimate space can contain epic savagery and the fate of empires. The staging is simple, fast-moving, the main props chairs, but has dramatically clever moments. Hiddleston in the first act stands beneath a shower of water wincing as his many wounds are struck, an evocation of the reality of pain often missing in gung-ho warrior depictions. Great moments too for Mark Gatiss’ Menenius, watching helpless as his friend and protegé ruins himself, murmuring “He is grown from man to dragon”.
But the tremendous thing about this play, not performed as often as other Shakespeariana, is the powerful role of Coriolanus’ mother, Volumnia: ferocious, devoted, proud of every scar but warning “submit you to the people’s voices!”. Deborah Findlay beautifully plays it, allowing absurdities in her martial enthusiasm but stripping her heart bare in desperation at the final cathartic scene when, with his wife and son, she must beg him not to destroy the city.
The hero, famously enigmatic with barely any soliloquy, sometimes seems just a ruthless hard-bodied column of offended pride and nihilism, snarling “Wife, mother, child, I know not”. Only at last does he move towards a suicidal redemption. Hiddleston carries this strange stark part with a frozen damaged dignity, thawing only with his mother : he and Findlay create thrilling moments of mutuality, the invisible bond crackling between them.
Another triumph, then. But I must murmur that ever since Sam Mendes hung Kevin Spacey’s Richard III up by the ankles at the Old Vic, we are getting tired of up-endings: this season alone chaps dangled head-down in Mojo, Let The Right One In, and now this. Don’t want to go back to the monotony of the classic “RSC Armpit Death” sword thrust, but it is time to suspend suspensions.
box office 0844 871 7624 to 8 feb.
Production sponsors: Radisson Blu Edwardian / C and S Sherling. Ongoing partner: Barclays.
rating: four
box office 0844 871 7624 to 8 feb.
Production sponsors: Radisson Blu Edwardian / C and S Sherling. Ongoing partner: Barclays.
Production will be on 300 screens nationwide on 30 January http://www.ntlive.com
Comments Off on CORIOLANUS – Donmar, WC2
Filed under Four Mice
FORTUNE’S FOOL – Old Vic, SE1
LONELINESS, LONGING, A LINEN CUPBOARD: A HEARTSHAKING REVIVAL
1848 in rural Russia: early morning in the great house, maids opening up. High in the great linen-cupboard a man sleeps, yet a footman brings him his trousers. It’s a neat metaphor Ivan Turgenev offers us for the status of Kuzovkin (Iain Glen) on the 1848 estate. He is chivvied by bustling servants, relegated to a corner with his (as yet inexplicably) anxious friend Ivanov, but is no servant. He was the impoverished, patronized “fool” to the late owner, and seven years on still hangs around. Waiting, as they all are, for the return of the estate’s young heiress (Lucy Briggs-Owen) and her important St Petersburg husband.
Domestic fuss makes for comedy; but this gripping, rarely seen revival (new to the West End, though played in Chichester in 2006 and on Broadway) is tragicomic: profound and angry. The first act sees young Olga’s cheerful recognition of old Kuzovskin and her prim husband’s inspection of accounts, but in the midst of it arrives the neighbour Tropatchov (Richard McCabe), a stout snobbish fop in a gold waistcoat, with black curly hair like an asymmetric Elizabeth Barrett Browning. He is insistent, insolent, overconfident to the point of psychopathy, prone to breaking into pretentious French. He trails an impoverished insulted companion (as essential to a Tsarist grandee, it seems, as a parasol to his lady). The young host has no control: they get Kuzovskin drunk, goad him to explain the tedious intricacies of the court case which made him homeless, and with increasing nastiness force him to sing for his supper, throw drink over him and humiliate him.
For a time I could not see where this was going: the end of Act I is the Bullingdon dinner from hell. But in the last line the “fool” blows complacency to smithereens with a revelation I didn’t read the play before, as there is joy in coming afresh to a classic: I won’t spoil it. But in the second act the household try to resolve it with varying degrees of panic, hypocrisy and tenderness. Which takes us into a wrenching , beautifully told scene of sadness, longing and love. Lucy Briggs-Owen, who so often has lit up RSC evenings of late, rises from her vivid girlish playfulness to heights of truthful emotion. Glen, whose bendy-legged humiliation is still fresh in our memory, becomes a sort of Lear: when he says ‘My heart is broken, that’s all. It wasn’t much of a heart” I shook in my seat.
Director Lucy Bailey has a marvellous cast. McCabe – last seen as Harold Wilson – is an astonishing Tropachov, and it is an astonishing part: ludicrous, buffoonish, yet so horrifying in its dangerous spite that you catch your breath in terror for the victims of his teasing threats. The genius of Turgenev – and of Mike Poulton’s flawlessly convincing adaptation – is that this preening horror comes after we have witnessed the profound pain of the central pair.
By contrast, the role of Pavel the young husband (Alexander Vlahos) is difficult in the opposite way: a well-meaning prig, victim of the stifling fin-de-siecle convention the play kicks against. But towering over them all is Iain Glen as Kuzovkin; a coward afraid of “the world outside – poverty, unkindness, the insolence of life” but clinging to the core of love, and knowing his own folly and weakness so well that he achieves a dignity not far from holiness. A very Russian figure. It is the glory of great theatre, to carry us into other times, other hearts, and make us love them.
box office 0844 8717628 to 22 Feb
rating: five 
Comments Off on FORTUNE’S FOOL – Old Vic, SE1
Filed under Five Mice
PETER PAN GOES WRONG – Pleasance theatre, Islington N1
JOYFUL DISASTERS FROM COMEDY MASTERS
The director is grandiose as only a student thesp can be; his assistant (“Co-director” he snaps) surly. The actors playing Pan and Wendy are an item, envied by the lovesick crocodile – who only got cast because his uncle’s outboard-motor powers the revolve. Not always at the right moment. The ASM has split 7-up on the sound- board, which keeps interpolating disastrous audition tapes and backstage discussions, and Tinkerbell’s tutu-lights are having to be run off the mains, on a long cable. Ouch.
Welcome back to the Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society, accident-prone, incompetent and fictional. Mischief Theatre, their creators, are the opposite: precisely disciplined and courageous comedy masters. The only quality they share with their avatars is ambition. I cheered for their last sellout production The Play That Goes Wrong, which showed a spoof murder-mystery dissolving into chaos and recrimination, and ran at a tight 70 minutes. So I wondered anxiously whether they could sustain his two-act, two-hour show with the same central (and elderly) joke about am-dram hitting the rocks. Even with the wily Adam Meggido joining as director.
Shouldn’t have worried. Despite one cancelled preview when a key performer broke her foot (Sophie Whittaker stands in, excellently) they triumph again. Jonathan Sayer and Henries Shields and Lewis are the authors again, but stick close to J.M.Barrie’s feyly magical text, causing an extra layer of incongruity. And it helps that they are all young – a few years out of LAMDA – and playing the part of a student club. So they can’t fall back on the clichés of this genre: fruity old thesps, ageing diva, weary director. The joke is that the Cornley lot are trying really, really hard, without experience: they freeze in horror, repeat lines in vain, panic.
The slapstick is masterly, including tricks performed by the sets (by Martin Thomas), and there’s sharply timed lighting, smoke and sound. The movement is heroic: Nell Mooney is credited as choreographer, and may they forgive her for those terrifying thuds and pratfalls: this must be the physically bravest cast in Britain. The first act in particular is full of shocks – I involuntarily clapped my hand over my mouth more than once – and creates disasters so weepingly funny that people snorted. Critics rarely laugh out loud – what with the notebook – but I heard a mad cackle from myself at the extended joke of Nana The Dog (Lewis) getting jammed in his dog-flap for a whole scene. I cannot reveal the disaster of the children’s bunks, or the scissors gag, or why the Cornleys’ stage manager becomes Peter Pan.
I had assumed they wouldn’t attempt flying: wrong again. I will observe only that there is Olivier-standard skill in placing a hip-harness in such a way that cast members find themselves delivering key lines upside down, and even more skill in the real stage crew – led by Thomas Platt – controlling the wires in such a lethally uncontrolled way. Gorgeous.
box office http://www.pleasance.co.uk 020 7609 1800 to 5 Jan
rating: five
Comments Off on PETER PAN GOES WRONG – Pleasance theatre, Islington N1
Filed under Five Mice
THE ELEPHANTOM – National Theatre Shed SE1
TWERKING INFLATABLE ELEPHANTS! THAT’S MORE LIKE IT!
For all my pleading I was unable to borrow a child for this 4+ production (school hours, bah humbug!) . But I sat next to one who was, his mother admitted, only just three. So the first appearance of the life-size, inflatable-bodied sky-blue ghost elephant produced a nervous murmur and a retreat to the maternal bosom.
To be fair, it appears first by night when the heroine (Audrey Brisson, tiny and indomitable) is tucked up in bed with the lights out. It would unsettle anyone to find the bedclothes suddenly inflating, pushed away by a luminous ballooning interloper who rejoins his solid head (creeping in with two puppetteers in view) and galumphs around chuckling basso-profundo. But by the time she accepts a sucky kiss from the trunk and a cuddle of his crepey, bouncy tummy, the school parties round the stage were firmly on the Elephantom’s side, reaching out to touch his airy backside. And even my smaller companion was staring, uncertain but excited. It is no bad thing to be a bit scared in a theatre and get over it.
I hadn’t known Ross Collins’ book, but in Ben Power’s adaptation the story of the troublesome visitor is told without words, clearly and wittily in physical moves and mutters. A humdrum day with parents, breakfast, school and TV is established, Laura Cubitt and Tim Lewis semi-stylized as the busy unseeing parents, Avye Leventis hilarious as a teacher scuttling about with box-files and a hairdo full of pencils and spare specs. The silent-movie jerkiness of the adults makes the elephant’s bulging, floating absurdity all the more natural.
At first he just pinches food, plays tricks and commandeers the remote control whenever she is alone; but next night he gets above himself and invites friends. Whereon, with whoops and cheers, we see how much havoc a gang of disco-dancing baby elephantoms can wreak in a living room. They twerk the front rows and lead a conga line: my tiny neighbour was humming along enchantedly by now (there’s a live band overhead, alongside a frieze of lighted houses which provide the final unexpected joke).
At last Grandma, who being more mature can see the creature, takes the girl to consult a ghost-removal company. David Emmings (and assorted body parts of others) do vaudeville trick-hands puppetry behind a desk, and there is an exhilarating battle through a warehouse of animated boxes to find a way to de-elephant the home. All this, as I say, is evoked without dialogue but with perfect clarity: direction is split between master-puppetteers Toby Olie and Finn Caldwell , with input from Marianne Elliott and design by Samuel Wyer.
The puppetry is superb, as you’d expect, and full of heart. Older children will love a beautiful short essay in the programme on how to make objects come alive. Younger ones – well, they’ll talk for weeks about big blue flying naughty elephants. So will I.
box office 020 7452 3000 to 11 Jan Shed partner: Neptune
rating: four
AMERICAN PSYCHO – Almeida, N1
STABBING, SHAGGING, SNIGGERING, BUT EVER SO STYLISH
What is this neon box rising from the floor, with Matt Smith inside it? Can it be the Tardis? Nope: a sunbed, and the former Dr Who has a cold unfamiliar stare in his deep-set ferret eyes and nothing on except for bulging white YSL knickers. He enumerates shower products as he shrugs on his immaculate suit. Around us in the auditorium the chorus croons “He is clean. A killing machine, he is so clean”.
It’s definitely a coup for Rupert Goold’s Almeida, co-producers Headlong and Act 4 Entertainment: a world premiere of Duncan Sheik’s musical from Bret Easton Ellis’ cultish novel about a 1980’s Wall Street trader. Suffering from an existential inner void (the author was 26, go figure) the hero Bateman wants to vanish into a crack in the urinal wall but alleviates it instead by murdering people, especially young women, chopping them up, chewing bits of them and pleasuring himself with the remains. The programme reminds us that the book was called “Numbingly boring, deeply and extremely disgusting” by one critic while another cooed “A careful, important novel”. Some deem it feminist, others a wallow of misogyny and homophobia. So the musical could be either a darkly clever (if dated) satire on 80’s materialism, or just a chance to show bloodstained female thighs while integrating cheesy soft-rock tracks nostalgic to people old enough to afford tickets.
It’s a bit of both. And since it stars Matt Smith as the anti-hero Bateman, it has pretty well sold out anyway. Rupert Goold directs in his most extreme flash-Harry mood, with Es Devlin’s designs and the Almeida’s best machinery. There’s pop-up furniture and taxi seats (at one point a pop-up Tom Cruise in aviators rises from the floor). Elegant double revolves bear disco ensemble choreography (by Lynne Page) freezing to jerkiness with Bateman stabbing and shagging in their midst. Brilliant projections evoke the chaos of the hero’s mind and memory, something which Matt Smith – encouraged to narrate and perform with a dead-eyed deadpan demeanour – has little chance to do for himself.
Obscene? Objectionable? Not really: less than the book itself, so jokey is the style. There is plenty of nervous sniggering in the stalls. I was least happy about the necrophiliac moment with the stabbed girl in the disco scene, and the later line “She annoyed me, so I crucified her with a nail-gun”. Whereas a friend who went on Wednesday says that she drew the line at the bit where Bateman sodomizes a giant stuffed pink rabbit with his girlfriend underneath it.
Some of the numbers are genuinely funny, especially the chorus of hair-flicking Carrie-Bradshaw socialites. Trouble is, it’s all style and very little substance. We have been shaking our heads over the Gordon Gekkos of the Wall Street boom for two decades, and fascination with serial killers is taste not all of us have acquired. The only recognizably human character, beautifully played by Cassandra Compton, is the secretary Jean. And most of the music, though beautifully rendered, is monotonous and unengaging.
box office 0207 359 4404 to 1 feb Sponsor: Mr Porter.com Partner: Aspen
rating: two 
Comments Off on AMERICAN PSYCHO – Almeida, N1
Filed under Two Mice
THAT DAY WE SANG – Royal Exchange, Manchester
A JEWEL FROM THE NORTH, AN ECHO FROM THE PAST
Forget Acorn Antiques, fun though that was. Victoria Wood’s stage musical, written a couple of years ago for the Manchester Festival, has the trademark wit and observation running alongside the other strain of her genius: the ability to show everyday uncomplaining pain, and salute bleak lives as they grope towards late-flowering redemption. Brilliant, simple, beautiful.
Pure Wood, it belies the theory that musicals only emerge from infinite rewrites and much squabbling and switching lyricists. It deals with the real moment in 1929 when a choir of Manchester schoolchildren, many the poorest, recorded Purcell’s “Nymphs and Shepherds” with the Halle Orchestra. Listen, watch, have a weep: it’s on http://tinyurl.com/o4dv4au.
Some were reunited forty years on at Granada TV, and Wood’s four fictional characters begin there, hearing the music again after years. Frank and Dorothy live in a carapace of prosperous 1960’s Mancunian smugness (“Die-stamping doesn’t just happen, you know”) and patronize Tubby and Enid ,who have never met although once they harmonized: girls and boys were separated in the ‘20s). Tubby is a bravely joking, selfconscious middle-aged bachelor with a bit of a gut, who looked after his mother till her death. Only in the flashbacks to 1929 do we glimpse the bitter woman he has been jollying along: abandoned by a feckless band-singer husband, she banned his father’s record and tried to keep him from the children’s choir.
The flashback of his audition, wonderfully sung by one of the rotating young cast, provides a shivery Billy-Elliot moment of recognition: a child of poverty with high art in his bones. We see Enid as repressed and awkward, drab victim of a carelessly controlling boss-lover. “Where is that bright eyed child? When was I reconciled / To seeing the day today in shades of beige and grey?”. In another unforgettable barnstorming solo (rhyming sex-tricks with Scalextrix) Anna Francolini rises from wistfulness into a number with wicked echoes of Chicago. Stops the show.
There are nice retro touches: a Golden Egg cafe and the stellar number when the posher couple “journey in to the Berni Inn” . A revolving table surrounded by gateau-wielding waiters heralds a patronizing chorus of “You’ll have the learn the blarney and fancy words like garni”. But the simple round staging makes it all the more credible when we flash back, and fifty grey-shabby children are having their Lancashire vowels ironed out by the choirmistress because “You don’t wear hobnailed boots to a party”. Sometimes the children’s choir simply sit watching as the adult Tubby and Enid cautiously move towards one another or sorrow alone: there’s a real frisson when adult Tubby duets with his brave child self.
Every role, though, has its glories. The bible-bashing wooden-legged choir supervisor, ten years back from the WW1 trenches, is a lovely creation from the moment when he first snaps “Excuses! The primrose path to hell! When they came for Jesus in Gethsemane he didn’t make excuses, hopped up on the cross and took his punishment!” Yet his one-line redemption too is unutterably moving.
I loved its Festival version, but it shines even brighter in Sarah Frankcom’s intimate production. I hope it will tour, and move south. Good news that BBC2 is televising it next year, though changing the title to “Tubby and Enid”. Which is a decision so muttonheaded that one must sorrowfully assume it came from a TV executive. For this is no mere middle-aged rom-com, but a meditation on life’s attrition, the long slow sad loss of childhood’s glee, and the role of memory and courage in reclaiming it.
box office 0161 8339833 to 18 Jan
rating: five. I mean it.
Comments Off on THAT DAY WE SANG – Royal Exchange, Manchester
Filed under Five Mice
THE DUCK HOUSE – Vaudeville, WC2
LIGHT AS A FEATHER, FUNNY AS A QUACK
There’s a lovely moment of finesse when Ben Miller, as a defecting New Lab MP in the dying days of the Brown government, is trying to impress on a Tory grandee his fitness for Cabinet. This involves him and his wife (Nancy Carroll) pretending that he is not a fraudulent expenses-milker and home-flipper. At one point the grandee gets a cake splattered on his suit, and Miller bends to blow the icing-sugar off him in desperate little puffs. The “It’s a Nigella recipe” is a sneakier icing-sugar joke, but the puffing is real class.
For all its news-quizzy political jokes this is at heart a Cooneyesque farce, rompingly directed by Terry Johnson: well-engineered, all exits and entrances credible but unexpected. It has no pretensions to depth or insight: this is the comedy of comeuppance, embarrassment and impossible excuses. Sharp but not bitter, joyfully mocking, light as a feather and funny as a quack.
Devilish good luck, of course, that MPs‘ salary increase hit the news this week. For Dan Patterson and Colin Swash went to the 2009 expenses scandal for their first stage play, incorporating its beautifully ludicrous domestic details of claims for “second” homes: a glitter lav seat, moat-cleaning, horse manure , hanging baskets and the infamous duck house itself (which makes a splendid entrance). But anger feels less appropriate than hilarity: this was an unprecedented mass trouser-dropping by the powerful, and you might as well laugh. One pleasure of this play is that it gives precisely the correct weight, no more, to a scandal caused by decades of dishonesty over MPs pay and the Fees Office consequently encouraging them to fill their boots with expenses.
The purely theatrical pleasures are even greater. Miller is perfect as the swaggering MP struggling in a net of panic, Simon Shepherd smoothly patrician as the grandee who despite assaults by cake, milk, manure and an enraged illegal Russian housekeeper (Debbie Chazen) continues his check-up on the new member in the second act by visiting his “London home”. Which is in fact occupied by the goth-leftie student son, (James Musgrave) whose email of course is bombparliament@theyrealltwats.co.uk. He has sold the furniture and let his foxy girlfriend run an illegal business. Worse still, she’s from Burnley, which makes the MP’s wife gag and flinch. Indeed Nancy Carroll is a major delight, haughty and groomed and eager to take her interior decorating flair into the Sam-Cam orbit, yet able to let this ladylike demeanour disintegrate into comedic panic.
You could criticize it as shouty and frenetic (you’ll have no problem hearing from the cheap seats) but small sharp asides do soften that, and good lines keep on coming. Enumerating his claims Miller once cries “The pouffe and the trouser-press – what’s that, a novel by Somerset Maugham?” Good Huhne gag, too. Anyway, it’s farce: without spoilers I reassure you that there are corsets, a wardrobe, lost trousers, glue, a transparent wall and a perfectly logical giant panda suit. If you don’t laugh, I’ll have none of you.
Box Office: 0844 482 9675 to 29 March
rating: five
Comments Off on THE DUCK HOUSE – Vaudeville, WC2
Filed under Five Mice
ALADDIN – New Wimbledon Theatre
BRAND MEETS BEDELLA – BUT IT’S FLAWLESS THAT’S FLAWLESS!
New lamps for old! It’s the motto of the best pantomimes : keep the shape of the old lamp – vaudeville routines, spectacle, low comedy and sweet song, comedy knickers – but fire up the old lamp with something as new as hip-hop and LEDs. Cherish the old solid-brass professionals but rub celebrity agents until they conjure up star names. Thus your improbable lamp will shine.
It surely does in this rip-roaring Aladdin, written by Eric Potts and directed by Ian Talbot. Above the title Jo Brand is Genie of the Ring, in possibly the most ornately blingtastic outfit she has ever worn. Her trademark sarcasm is written in, but the standup career is evident in that she’s happiest when the fourth wall is down and she can berate the audience and tell jokes. The kids loved the one about the French cat.
But alongside her towers Matthew Kelly, a Dame of long experience and many costumes (a giant Pot Noodle, a Scotch airer covered in drying pants as a hooped skirt). And as Abanazar there’s David Bedella, so memorable as Jerry Springer’s Satan, with his marvellous grainy bass and wo-hoa-hoa laugh of evil. But then add groovy Britains-got-talent celebrs: Shaheen Jhafargholi – who sang at Michael Jackson’s memorial – is a bluesy rather beautiful Lamp Genie. And even better, deserving the wildest cheers of all, the, joyfully acrobatic street-dance group Flawless.
Backflips, handstands, head-twirling hip-hop genius, at one point in pitch dark with suits of lights. It’s breathtaking and street-smart, but sewn cheerfully into the old patchwork. Their first appearance indeed is as the Peking Police Force under the leadership of Matthew Rixon as a wholly traditional comic policeman (it could be 1935), and one of the best jokes is Brand being told “you only like hip-hop because it’s only two letters away from chip shop”.
You see what I mean? Modern panto melds together the shock of the new with Victorian staples – daft puns, physical jokes (in the laundry the copper goes brilliantly through the mangle,and shrinks). It has prancing nippers from the Doris Holford School of Dance and a traditionally pretty and melodious pair of leads, Oliver Thornton and Claire-Marie Hall, and dutifully picks up the annual top jokes (last year it was gangnam, this year twerking and the Gravity movie). It dares to flash, briefly, a bare bum, but an entr’acte cross-talk act and a canting song come straight from music-hall. It greatly relishes insults (“I’m pushing forty!” “Dragging it, more like” ).
And it’s beautiful. Wimbledon always goes nuts on costumes, but in backdrops too Old Peking is a sepia-gold dream of parasols and pagodas, the Palace a blue-and-silver elegance, the cave green-and-grey with a living gesticulating carpet. The finale melts all the colours together round a willowpattern plate. For all the larks and jokes, the children will have been taking in that aesthetic, too.
box office 0844 8717 646 to 12 jan
Rating: a panto five!
FROM MORNING TO MIDNIGHT – Lyttelton, SE1
CLERK ON THE RUN FINDS NOTHING WORTH BUYING. NOT SURE I DO EITHER.
An absconding bank-clerk in search of raw primal experience settles on the thrill of a sports stadium. “Feel the life, the roar of the crowd!.. All one, all screaming from all galleries, roaring, yelling… released from the slavery of wages and society!” He’s looking out at us, moustache a-bristle, as he says this. But I cannot report that the Lyttelton audience was roaring. Concentratedly respectful of Georg Kaiser’s 1912 German Expressionist classic (in a new version by Dennis Kelly); trusting it to mean something, occasionally risking a laugh. Not roaring.
Not bored, though, and enjoying Melly Still’s fast-moving direction and Soutra Gilmour’s inventive sets. A whole room rises overhead askew, a giant sheet becomes a blizzard where our hero wrestles a skeleton hand and shouts at a skull-faced imaginary woman. Later we get rudeish Weimar cabaret turns and a Salvationist revival meeting to keep us going. Without such diversions, though, this stylized study of disillusion, the emptiness of money and the tedium of city life could be pretty hideous. It spoke importantly to Kaiser’s period and society, and will fascinate students of that time, but to be honest its message boils down to “Is this all there is?‘ and “money can’t buy happiness”. Neither statement feels either new or, in this style, especially engaging.
Melly Still certainly enjoys the stylization. In that classic of deflation, Cold Comfort Farm, the intellectual Mybug enthuses about a new wave film where “they wear glass clothes and move in time to a metronome” . I confess that this flitted through my head in the opening sequence as a bank counter revolves ever faster like the clock, and scuttling jerky customers and staff speed up, pausing for a cartoonish exchange between a customer and manager in fat-suits (heavy literalists, these Germans). Behind the grille is the expressionless Clerk himself, Adam Godley, with a cruel centre parting and the kind of ‘tache-and-glasses combo usually found fixed together in joke shops. A fur-clad Italian bourgeoise brushes against his hand and provokes a moment of madness. He grabs the cash, rushes out to find her, then onward in terror at what he has done attempts a brief interlude with his family before walking out, causing Grandma to drop dead and his wife to reject her daughters (seems even an idiot male is better than none).
Crying “I want to experience something!” and writhing like a hybrid of Basil Fawlty and Woody Allen, he seeks fulfilment in a graveyard, stadium and nightclub (Pierette has a wooden leg so he never gets his own over). Godley is a bit of a hero, having returned to the rush-and-clamber of this production after an operation on his arm, still bandaged. It ends with revivalist preaching and an electro-crucifixion tableau which annoyed the scholarly German lady next to me, for reasons I failed to grasp completely on the way out. I had a train to catch.
Box Office 020 7452 3000 to 11 Jan
Rating three
Comments Off on FROM MORNING TO MIDNIGHT – Lyttelton, SE1
Filed under Three Mice
LET THE RIGHT ONE IN – Royal Court Jerwood Downstairs
DRIFTING SEETHING POETRY AND HORROR: A VAMPIRE AT THE COURT
Unless you have spent recent years hiding (perhaps wisely) from teenage girls, you know that they have had their white little teeth firmly fixed in assorted novels about the emotional problems of vampires. Some theorists suggest that it feeds a need for forbidden calf-love now that liberal society beams tolerantly on inter-class, inter-racial and same-sex passion. Maybe. But few vampire romances reach the intensity and art of a 2008 Swedish film, and the novel by John Ajvide Lindqvist on which it was based.
This stage interpretation of it by Jack Thorne, from the National Theatre of Scotland and Dundee Rep, is directed by John Tiffany and Steven Hoggett who gave us the powerful, balletic Black Watch. Here too movement is used surreally to set the mood or express the more extreme moments of shock; there is an extraordinary soundtrack by Ólafur Arnalds, veering from plangent gentleness to shrieking horror. The magic and terror of the snowy Northern forest towers in silver-birch trunks; the urban starkness of the young hero’s tenement life in a steel climbing-frame or fire-escape. Otherwise, only a bank of changing-room lockers and odd furniture roll by, and a huge ancient wooden chest rises in which – well, I won’t spoil horrible surprises. Take it minute by minute, on its own terms.
Because for all the gory moments it is a love story. Oskar (an impressive debut from Martin Quinn) is a lumpen, bullied boy with a drunken mother. He encounters the pallid and haltingly spoken girl next door, Eli. Her ‘father’ – protector or older lover, we do not quite know, and very nasty that is too – kills hikers in the woods, suspending them like pigs to drain their blood for her so she need not go looking for throats (though she does, terrifyingly). Eli is played with extraordinary power by Rebecca Benson: speaking with the halting questioning strangeness of autism, moving with catlike agility, perching, pouncing, shivering.
Each of them needs something. The boy is trapped by (very nasty and explicit) bullying and by his estranged parents’ uselessness. The “girl” is trapped by her awful destiny and her cold desperate hunger. She does not want to be a vampire. “I am not that. I live on blood but I am not…that. I choose not to be that!”. The play’s power and worth is in using this superstitious, borderline ridiculous metaphor to express and intensify real emotion: huge yearnings, seething hysterias, teenage sorrow at the world’s cruelty and inadequacy. At its best it conveys a drifting poetic sense of nightmare.
I could have done with fewer vicious bullying scenes done with overmuch relish, and the conclusion left me oddly unconvinced. Which is a strange thing to say after a vampire-horror show: but it proves how moved, and convinced, I was earlier.
box office http://www.royalcourttheatre.com 0207 565 5000 to 21 Dec.
rating : four
Comments Off on LET THE RIGHT ONE IN – Royal Court Jerwood Downstairs
Filed under Four Mice
EMIL AND THE DETECTIVES – Olivier, SE1
CHILDREN STORM THE STAGE IN AN EMIL FOR EVERYONE
Is there no limit to the depravity of the National Theatre? Forging 20-Reichsmark banknotes, a discredited currency, to flood an auditorium with them! Disrespecting bankers! Encouraging grubby children to defy adults, and underage girls to ride bicycles recklessly around the stage with bespectacled urchins balanced on their handlebars! Not to mention disturbing the serenity of the stalls with harum-scarum chases. Whatever happened to those fey little folksy posh-pantos in the old Cottesloe?
Good riddance, I say. This enormously cast adaptation (by Carl Miller) of Erich Kastner’s tale of a smalltown boy’s adventure in 1929 Berlin zings with child-energy. Sixty kids a night chase after the wicked bowler-hatted villain from the train carriage, who stole the money Emil’s widowed Mum was sending to Grandma. Emil enlists Berlin children: his girl cousin Pony, street kids, Hilde the newspaper-seller, Tuesday the posh little boy in a sailor-suit, and others from every corner of a fragile, vibrant urban society at the heart of inter-war Europe.
It reunites director Bijan Sheibani with movement director Aline David, and as in their marvellous The Kitchen it mixes naturalistic and semi-stylized movement, whirling free and thrilling across the big stage. Bunny Christie designs, and brief interiors slide on and retreat, but mainly the city’s people whirl and scuttle, bearing lamp-posts and kiosks to express the baffling streets. Night comes with glimpses of a cabaret chanteuse and a man in suspenders; maps and buildings shine black-and-white on a slanting screen around a great vortex eye which becomes – with ladders, Oliver-magic machinery and gurgling echoes – a chase through the sewers. Echoes of Weimar poverty and prefigurings of Nazi authoritarianism hover in the air, understated but atmospheric: they’ve invented 1930’s film-noir theatre for kids.
The children, whether in respectable shorts-and-braces or rags, are natural and gleeful. In the night-time vigil round a brazier they are briefly poignant, too, as Emil (Ethan Hammer on opening night) speaks of his love and anxiety for his hardworking mother, and from the less cared-for children comes a bat-squeak of sadness. Of his confreres the most hilarious is Toots (Georgie Farmer on press night), a skinny, specky, hyperactive artful-dodger astonished that Emile is still worried about his ‘crime‘ back home, drawing a moustache on Duke Augustus‘ statue. Others fall into character with ease, clarity, good jokes and rousing defiance (“Grownups beat us, threaten us, bribe us – treat us like beasts!”).
And Stuart McQuarrie is the villain of every child’s dream: a black-suited “bigshot” scoffing dumplings, monocle gleaming, evilly moustached, with flick-knife and bowler hat. He even tempts Emil to the dark side: “It’s rare that I find someone who impresses me as much as I do myself…it can be lonely in the Financial Sector”. We boo him at the curtain call, and he beams back. Oh, for heaven’s sake, grab a kid as an excuse to go. Two happy hours await you and your inner (and outer) child.
box office 020 7452 3000 to 18 March
rating four
Comments Off on EMIL AND THE DETECTIVES – Olivier, SE1
Filed under Four Mice
HENRY V – Noel Coward Theatre, WC2
ROYALTY AND ROGUES, WAR AND WOOING: JUDE LAW JOINS THE GREATS
The moment of conversion came in the starlight, when Jude Law’s Henry wanders hooded and disguised among his weary soldiers, and sits for a while listening silently with firelight playing on his face. The die is cast: they are outnumbered five to one, he has proudly dismissed the French envoy’s offer. If these drowsy men die it will be his doing. That flickering firelit doubt (ah, that Grandage carefulness with lighting – Neil Austin designs it) speaks volumes about the loneliness of leadership.
I speak of conversion, because despite the heady poetry this has never been for me a favourite among Shakespeare’s histories. The narrative Chorus can make it too much like a masque with battle scenes, the final Franglais wooing scene of the French princess seems anticlimactic, and the offstage death of Falstaff and the vanishing of MIstress Quickly make you miss the warm humanity of the earlier plays.
Which is why you need a Hytner or a Grandage to make it zing. It happened ten years ago at the National and praise heaven, it has happened again. Costume in Mchael Grandage’s production is medieval, Christopher Oram’s set a simple wooden curve. But the Chorus is a young modern street-kid in a Union Jack T-shirt (Ashley Zhangazha). His intensity gives a surprised, excited vigour to the narrative; in the interval we find him lounging on the stage, reading, apparently engrossed in that earlier England’s story. It draws you in.
That freshness is equally striking in Jude Law’s virile, sensitively balanced Henry. To make sense of this young King you have to believe that he is not just a combative monarch keen to see off the French, but the roistering old Prince Hal: the lad who loved life and low company – his people, after all . He is slightly bored (Law does this beautifully) by the Archbishops banging on about Salic Law and the need for war. Why would the old Hal want to wake“the sleeping sword of war” and creating “a thousand widows”? He needs convincing.
So in the war scenes he conveys not Olivieresque dramatic heroism but a kind of taut, almost trembling determination to do the thing decently and bravely, since it must be done. The St Crispin’s Day speech, delivered in a morning mist, is rousing but leavened by a laddish jokeyness as he makes them laugh with daft voices evoking of old men’s future bragging. His appalled dignity hearing of ten thousand French dead – “a royal fellowship of death” – feels as real as his sudden kneeling thanks for the astonishing victory. As for that odd wooing scene with the Princess (Jessie Buckley) its gruff laddish charm owes much to the sense of a man relaxing after intense strain.
Lesser joys to note: Ben Lloyd-Hughes full of nervous bravado as the Dauphin praising his horse, James Laurenson an authoritative Exeter, and two beautiful evocations by Noma Dumezweni : as Mistress Quickly describing Falstaff’s death with damped, awkwardly flippant emotion, and as Alice the bilingual maid, keeping her thoughts to herself alongside the young Princess. And since Shakespearian royalty must have rogues alongside, Ron Cook is a disgracefully funny Pistol. But it’s Jude Law’s face in the firelight which will stay with me.
box office 020 7492 1548 to 15 Feb
Rating: five.
and Jennifer-Jane Benjamin came with me, and offers again her terse twentysomething one-word-per-star review:
Bold, Valiant, Elegant, Intense, French
..
Comments Off on HENRY V – Noel Coward Theatre, WC2
Filed under Five Mice
CANDIDE – Menier, SE1
HIGH KICKS AND HIGH JINKS: VOLTAIRE WITH VERVE
Voltaire’s story – subtitled Optimisme – gave the world Dr Pangloss and his disabling conviction that “all is for the best, in the best of all possible worlds” because whatever happens has a reason. His innocent pupil Candide holds the faith through decades of lost love, exile, war, slavery, floggings, volcanoes, pirates, corrupt Cardinals, swindlers and shipwrecks. Rambling across a war-torn Europe and its colonies this reverses the Tom-Jonesy picaresque which our own 18c novelists enjoyed. Their heroes come up smiling, Voltaire’s stumbles earnestly from disaster to catastrophe while his companions keep resurrecting and turning up in new guises explaining “Well, it’s a long story…”.
This gorgeously funny, touching, vigorous production by Matthew White of the Bernstein musical should have an afterlife. If, that is, anyone can work out how to transfer it from the Menier’s audience-teasing staging in the round. The ensemble weave around and among us, slapping occasional hats or crowns on the front row, singing from fine distressed wooden balconies overhead. Adam Cooper choreographs, and when dealing with his former Singing in the Rain oppo Scarlett Strallen gives full rein to her agility. As Candide’s stabbed, raped, traded, enslaved and corupted lover, Strallen demonstrates that she is not just a sunshiny-singy-dancey musical theatre lead but a physical comedienne. In “Glitter and be gay” , the fallen woman hurls herself around lamenting her shame while pillaging the very chandelier for diamonds. Gorgeous.
The musical’s history is something of a dog’s breakfast, though with classy ingredients: worth buying the programme to read how Lilian Hellman wanted it to reflect McCarthysim and America’s blindness. She enlisted young Leonard Bernstein: it flopped, but via several mutations found success with a new book by Hugh Wheeler. Lyrics are by Hellman, Sondheim, Dorothy Parker, Bernstein himself and John Latouche – too many cooks, but a tasty broth.
Not least because however daft Candide is, you are drawn to sympathy because Fra Fee from Dungannon is a real find: innocent elfin face but a voice so deep, honeyed and flawless that your heart melts. James Dreyfus as Pangloss (and assorted others) gives a smart, knowing performance, and Jackie Clune hurls herself with limping gusto into the role of an woman who hair-raisingly claims her buttock was eaten by starving Russians.
For Voltaire’s world, like ours , is a troubled one. White cleverly keeps the narration – split between characters as they weave around the weathered balconies – as blandly terrible as a news bulletin: thousands dead in natural disasters, coldly described atrocities. Yet during these enumerations of horror the cast enacts them with romps, red ribbons, and childlike drop-down-deads (one general expired in the lap of the Mail on Sunday critic) . Strallen’s chandelier is suspended on a hangman’s noose, and the Inquisition dances delightedly round a pyre with “What a day, what a day, for an Auto-da-Fe!” Interesting that Hellman, Bernstein and the rest started cooking this up ten years before Joan Littlewood’s O What a Lovely War.
I loved it. Bernstein’s score is lovely, the comedy fun, the energy high and the conclusion touching. Pangloss is banished to preach shiny determinism to the sheep, while the rest sing “We’re neither pure nor wise nor good. We’ll do our best, we’ll chop our wood and make our garden grow….”
box office 0207 378 1713 to 22 Feb
Rating: five happy mice
apology: in an earlier version of this post Adam Cooper appeared as Adam Cork. Which is disgraceful. Adam Cooper is a genius dancer and choreographer and my hero. Adam Cork, of course, composed the marvellous sound design for Grandage’s season, including Henry V . A review of which will be up soon. Which is why he was on my mind. Sorry both.
AP
Comments Off on CANDIDE – Menier, SE1
Filed under Five Mice
DEATH SHIP 666 – Jermyn St Theatre, WC1
BEARS! THOUSANDS OF THEM! (well, two paws from the wings)
“You know what they say – if you upset bears theyll kill everyone you love!” cries the demented flop-fringed architect. “Thats not a thing!” scornfully retorts the paranoid female mental patient, locked in the ship’s bilge as it sinks. Its a good line. So is “Bears! thousands of them!” when uttered in panic aboard a sinking ship in mid-Atlantic previously untroubled by ursine invaders.
But in this shouty 75-minute melodrama you have to truffle for the good bits, like a bear yourself. It was a hit at the Edinburgh fringe, and is created with such youthful gusto by twins Michael Patrick and Paul Clarkson , with Gemma Hurley, that you can’t hate it. But it would help to be drunk, or getting that way , and young enough to shriek happily at the broadest of joke situations. There is a discount for Christmas parties, so that will happen.
The idea, nicely set up by jitterbugging cast members in sailor suits at the entrance, is that a doomed voyage sets out with the necessary central-casting passengers – a rich villainous couple on an insurance scam, a troubled architect with a tragic past, a ten year old prodigy, a paranoid woman on psychiatrists orders, a mad one eyed captain and an evil electrician (“John deVille Crapwirer”) and his love-starved bride. The Titanic movie music swells and fades throughout, though in a raucous musical mashup near the end we also get Phantom, Les Mis and Sondheim references. Mattias Penman as The Architect hurls his hilarious quiff around to good effect, and Rachel Parris is particularly funny as the love interest.
Its problem for the post Fringe audience, though, is being too one-note and shouty, never giving a joke a moment to breathe and grow. Holly Hobbie (Carrie Marx) plays the ten-year-old detective with panache but the gag gets plain irritating. Still, there are moments of slapstick courtship and Poseidon-Venture staggering to enjoy. Even if , an hour in, you do rather end up on the side of the bears…
box office 0207 287 2875 to 15 Dec
rating: three
Comments Off on DEATH SHIP 666 – Jermyn St Theatre, WC1
Filed under Three Mice
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS – Chickenshed, N14
THE BIGGEST WILDEST HAPPIEST SHOW
Never have there been so many Cratchits: 28 of them, all singing their heads off “Who needs the limelight? Who owns the moonlight? We’ve got the life and soul – Life for the living, soul for the giving!”. The stage is crowded: a vast composed picture, every cast member from seven to sixty a pixel in it, a voice.
Among them several are energetically signing, as they have throughout the riotous play. I think I now know the BSL signs for “Ho Ho Ho” , “Here’s your P45”, and “Resistance is futile”. The sign-language moves melt effortlessly into the mass choreography. The cast numbers 800, on any one night 168. At the curtain call I had never seen so many people on one stage, ever. It overwhelms.
For this is Chickenshed, the famous theatre group (and teaching campus for BTec performance diplomas) which excludes nobody willing to join and perform. Physical and mental disabilities or illness are no bar; deeply troubled and excluded children too have their lives changed, many staying for years. Among the adults performing are those who teach the courses. Music, lighting and sets are of professional standard and often grander than most commercial children’s theatre: the entrance of the Snow Queen and the frozen victims trapped above is spectacular).
All of which might make you expect to approve, to admire, to donate to a good cause. But for this 40th anniversary performance, a reprise of one of their classic devised stories, the first thing to do is just applaud. It is seriously good fun: witty, artful, thoughtful and performed with headlong glee. The story is a mischievous seasonal mashup: a family of children who on Christmas Eve find that Santa has delivered the wrong sack, and that it falls to them to deliver presents to the Ugly Sisters, Scrooge, and the Snow Queen. So they ‘imagine‘ their sofa into a sleigh, recruit a couple of divinely silly reindeer (Billy Ashworth and Robin Shillinglaw) and head off to Pantoland, 1842 London, and the frightening Snow Queen’s domain.
There are some fine jokes in Pantoland, as the Ugly Sisters dispatch casts all over the country. A minute girl plays the big bad wolf with a terrifying roar, a disillusioned Buttons sneers “Hello Buttons – not ‘zackly Shakespeare, is it?” and a depressed Aladdin in specs reveals that he has been replaced by David Hassellhoff, or possibly Jedward. Inevitably the Sisters end up dragged to Dickens’ London and Scrooge to the Snow Kingdom, where in one of the most dramatic emotional moments he saves a small child (Serena Ehanire) from going over to the dark side.
There are solos, and some powerful leads (Michael Offei a particularly funny ugly sister) but it’s all about the ensemble: the three rotas of sleigh kids, snowpeople, panto stars and Londoners who take turn throughout the many matinees and evenings, crowding and dancing and singing and ultimately forming a picture far bigger than any one of them. Or us.
box office 0208 292 9222 chickenshed.org.uk to 11 Jan
rating: Who’s competing? Not Chickenshed people. So here’s one big happy Christmouse for them
Comments Off on THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS – Chickenshed, N14
Filed under Theatre
HORRIBLE HISTORIES : Barmy Britain Part 2 – Garrick, WC1
BLOOD, FILTH, MURDER AND CHILDISH GLEE
A fearful roar, as of surf on rocks, heralds the arrival and settling of school parties: three hundred 6-11 year olds surging and bouncing while ushers look on with maternal pleasure or wincing horror, depending on gender. But they’re game for theatre, even if it risks being a bit educational: it is rare for the mere rising of the safety-curtain to meet deafening cheers. This softened me up, and I needed it: Terry Deary’s “Horrible Histories” books are hugely popular but always put me off. I admit that children love gory fights, beheadings, filth, bums, laughing at authority figures and any kind of noisy cartoonish disgracefulness. I did, once. But why, I grumped, encourage it? So I avoided the books. And the shows, written by Deary with Neal Foster (who also directs).
But when something’s big and beloved, it behoves the solemn critic to turn up, dodge the flying ice-creams and risk the eardrums. And possibly to join in the audience chorus of the Black Death Song, swellings and smelliness culminating in “Time to ring your funeral bell / Then along comes Mr Death, and takes you off to hell”). Not to mention a startling Burke and Hare number to the tune of Postman Pat.
For this is a lively hour, with Lauryn Redding and Anthony Spargo hurtling between characters from Richard the Lionheart to Queen Victoria with a series of (rather classy) quick-change costumes and a magic folding prop-box as castle, prison or tumbril. There is the inevitable delight in beheading, bum-wiping (Henry VIII”s Groom of the Stool), and any war which turned out to be pointless: some good jokes about William Wallace and the Bruce. There is an attempt at curing an audience member of the Plague by rubbing a chicken’s bum on her neck and “purifying the air” with loud noises.
That detail of superstitious plague-cures was why in the end, I gave in and admitted that as school or holiday trips go, it’s not bad. For Deary may jump on disgusting facts and embarrassing errors of judgment like Richard I’s crusades, but they are real facts and sometimes enlightening: these children now know the scale of plague deaths, the progress of Boudicca, why the Stone of Scone matters, how Tudor executioners got paid, and that the heroic legend of Dick Turpin and Black Bess is hogwash. They know that history is a big, brash riveting story. It’s not just Second Period After Break on Wednesdays, as it was for my bored generation; or “How would you feel if you were a Roman Soldier’s wife?” as it sometimes is now. It’s a story.
Box office: 0844 412 4662 to 5 Jan
Rating : three
Comments Off on HORRIBLE HISTORIES : Barmy Britain Part 2 – Garrick, WC1
Filed under Three Mice
ONCE A CATHOLIC – Tricycle, NW6
KICKING THE HABITS IN A KILBURN CONVENT
Mother Basil is dissecting a rabbit’s reproductive system for the O-level set, but as she reaches “vagina” the Angelus rings and everyone must recite “The Angel of the Lord declared unto Mary..”etc. As work resumes, an innocent enquiry about sperm sends Mother Basil into palpitations and Mary Mooney to Reverend Mother Thomas Aquinas for a bollocking.
Full disclosure: I was a convent girl, a decade later than this play’s 1950 setting, and could have joined in that Angelus without hesitation. But my nuns were of a subtler and kinder disposition than the maniacal blackbeetles in Mary O’Malley’s 1970’s hit play. It is a savagely funny portrait of the Catholicism of the Irish diaspora, cultishly clinging to the regulatory aspects of the Faith at the expense of spiritual and charitable ones. It struck me as a curious parallel with how today’s Islamic burqa-fundamentalists console their exile in these chilly climes.
The play deals with three 15-year-olds, all inevitably called Mary, and their attempts to understand sexuality in the teeth of their demented mentors: three nuns, Father Mullarkey, and an ancient music-master obsessed with Gilbert and Sullivan. Two have boyfriends and know a bit, not least from the dirty bits of Leviticus. One is dating Derek, played by Calum Callaghan as a perpetually hair-combing Teddyboy with a bow-legged me-and-my-testicles swagger; another finds a dreadful posh-Catholic Cuthbert and goes all the way (ah, more personal memories: a chap called Malachy once informed me that extramarital sex is “all right between Catholics, because we can confess it”).
Director Kathy Burke opts to play it hard for laughs. Don’t look here for the tragedies of Catholicism or the agonies of children. Cecilia Noble could have delivered Mother Peter’s homilies about Purity in a cooler, more sinister way, but here all religious adults are played as one-note cholerics. And it is indeed hog-snortingly funny, from Mother Peter brandishing the compulsory stout Lady of Fatima Knicker, to the Purity lecture and Mary Mooney’s Irish Dancing. It’s not topically vicious: Father Mullarkey (Sean Campion, delightful) is not a bad man, just an eejit, embarrassedly kind when Mary Mooney (Molly Logan) wants to confess a Mortal Sin. She was coerced into giving a lad what she thinks he called a Twentieth Century Fox…Oh, she means a J. Arthur Rank. Tactless of the priest to offer her a sausage, but she does get absolution.
She wants it. Indeed the most serious character, and the only subtle performance, is Logan as the lumpen, lank-haired devout child of a family too poor to pay for her to go on the Fatima pilgrimage: a sweet open soul unrecognized by the purblind nuns amid her slyer classmates. Her wounded sincerity edges this romp of a show closest to angry satire. But it’s a period piece, and probably best played as a lark. There are darker plays to be written about Catholicism and sexuality, but in the cheerful ‘70s, when we shudderingly shrugged off the 1950s gloom, this one was needed.
box office 020 7328 1000 to 18 Jan
Rating: three
Comments Off on ONCE A CATHOLIC – Tricycle, NW6
Filed under Three Mice
LIZZIE SIDDAL Arcola, E8
ART AND LOVE AMONG THE PRE-RAPHAELITES
1850, and in William Holman Hunt’s studio a new model poses: head gently inclined and body in corsetless flowing robes, the distressed-maiden look beloved of pre-Raphaelite painters. In bursts a tousled Dante Gabriel Rossetti (Tom Bateman): smitten, he invites her to drop her millinery day-job to be Beatrice for his Dante picture. But no sooner has he booked her than the elfin figure of John Everett Millais (James Northcote, an elegant weasel) poaches her in turn to pose in a bath as Ophelia once the bonnet-trimming season is over. “I am the best painter in England. This will be my masterpiece. I will make you immortal”.
And so he does, though in January, which gives her pneumonia. But it is Gabriel whose muse and lover she remains. Meanwhile the testy Holman Hunt (Simon Darwen) disastrously attempts a romantic rescue of a cheerfully pragmatic whore (Jayne Wisener), because “reclaiming a woman would be a heroic act”. That ends as badly as you’d hope, and indeed from time to time there is a touch of Monty Python in his depiction of the artists. Why not? comedy is a quick way to expose absurdity, and its comic counterpoint is one of the pleasures of Jeremy Green’s vigorous, entertaining and ultimately haunting play. It’s good: appropriate to have its first outing in this former paint factory, but I’d put money on it going further.
The balance is beautifully kept under Lotte Wakeham’s sharp direction, and the picture darkens towards the end. For the central story, given all its dignity, is tribute to the South London seamstress who could read, loved poetry, and longed to paint and express her faltering visions of transcendence. She had some talent, spotted by John Ruskin (a peerlessly creepy yet sincere portrayal by Daniel Crossley). Emma West is perfect: she has a remarkable resemblance to the redhead of the pictures and a still ethereality in her small, pale, unusual face. Which makes it all the more beguiling when Siddal reveals a sharp wit, and tragic in her final desperate decline.
For while it was healthy artistically for the Pre-Raphaelites to challenge Victorian stiffness, it was still mid-century. Defying convention in real life brought collateral damage. Siddall lived with Rosseti and expected marriage; he demurred as she became weary, weakened by her Ophelia immersion. Prescribed laudanum she became addicted; he married her out of pity, she being at 29 “used goods”. Two unhappy years and a stillbirth saw her dead from an overdose. In grief and guilt Rossetti buried all his poems in her grave.
Oh, and seven years later he had them dug up and published. This ghoulish fact dramatically book-ends the play, graveyard lanterns opening it and a wicked final scene showing the artist persuaded by his chirpy agent to retrieve the manuscript and have it disinfected for two guineas. Nobody will blame him, because “talent vindicates all behaviour”. The eternal cry of the artist…
box office 0207 503 1646 to 21 Dec http://www.arcolatheatre.com
RATING: four
Comments Off on LIZZIE SIDDAL Arcola, E8
Filed under Four Mice
STICK MAN Leicester Square Theatre, WC1
STICK MAN Leicester Square Theatre, WC2
“I wanna watch a movie” grumped a small voice behind me. Firm came the reply “We’re not going to watch a movie. This is a theatre. It’s exciting. It’s your first time”. Nursery teachers, grannies, mums and the occasional daddy dragooned their charges onto booster cushions in a sussurration of anxious excitement. It is two years since I was charmed by Scamp Theatre’s rendering of Julia Donaldson’s book, and it’s fresh in from a long tour for Christmas. So I dropped into an early matinee off Leicester Square – unaccustomedly louche for the church-hall playgroup set, but thrilling as a first West End experience.
Of all the early-childhood (3+) theatre around, Sally Cookson’s production remains one of the most satisfying and layered. Deceptive simplicity, repetitive rhymes and Playschool larks relate a thrilling story. The current performers are Richard Kiess, Alex Tosh and Cassie Vallance (who does a virtuoso dog, swan, and river). Benji Bower’s music keeps small hearts beating and Kiess, satisfyingly twiggy in his tan jeans, carries the small model of Stick Man ,faithful to the Axel Scheffler illustration . It keeps being hijacked, and he winces convincingly when it is bitten, thrown, soaked, or used as a bat. The story is that he leaves his ladylove and children in the Family Tree and goes for a run, but a dog gets him, then a girl throws him in the river, a swan builds a nest with him, and he nearly ends up on the fire at Christmas until, by rescuing Santa with a well-judged prod, he earns a sleighride home.
You feel utter identification growing around you as he endlessly protests “I”m not a bat! I’m not a Pooh-stick! I’m Stick-Man, that’s me!” Small children understand. They are endlessly scooped up, carried, taken to places they resent and called by wrong nicknames. Stick-man expresses that healthy indignation. And he’s lost, and they know about that too – “Stick man is lonely, stick man is lost, stick man is frozen and covered in frost”. His children are missing him, and worried Daddy won’t be home for Christmas. So involvement rises, the little movie-buff behind me joining in the cries of “Wake up!” when our hero falls asleep in the grate, in imminent danger of conflagration. Like all the best children’s theatre, it will send them home to make their own shows under the table and behind the sofa. All they need is a stick.
Box Office: 08448 733433 | http://www.leicestersquaretheatre.com
wed-sat 1030 am, plus Sat-sun 2 pm.
Rating : Four very young mice
Comments Off on STICK MAN Leicester Square Theatre, WC1
Filed under Four Mice
IN THE NEXT ROOM – THE VIBRATOR PLAY – St James’ Theatre, SW1
GASPS, SHRIEKS, ELECTRICITY AND SADNESS
Coincidentally (and after a week when loveless porn and sex education were splattered all over the news) the Twitterati gasped at Darla and Jon of Topeka, who are still keeping up abstinence a year after their wedding, to be “double holy”. They say that when Bedroom Thoughts occur, she spritzes cold waterand he “eats a whole raw potato to take him out of the mood”.
That Ruskin-like sexual taboo took us nicely into Sarah Ruhl’s remarkable play, born on Broadway and first seen here at the Theatre Royal Bath. It is set in the home of an 1880’s American doctor, beautifully built on two levels with swags, ruffles, piano, curly wallpaper downstairs and stern panelling in the consulting-room above. Dr Givings‘ speciality is female hysteria: weepiness caused by “pressure in the womb” and treated by causing “paroxysm”. Until lately he – or his nurse assistant Annie, who has a touching emotional subplot – brought it on manually; thanks to Mr Edison he now has a vibrating appliance. Paroxysm is, of course, orgasm. Ruhl , fascinated by this quirk of medical history, with director Laurence Boswell and some very brave actors achieves both a great many laughs of the Harry-met-Sally variety, and some sad and profound insights into human unhappiness.
At first we are drawn into mere absurdity, as the doctor (Jason Hughes, stiffly earnest) treats a patient (Flora Montgomery) who has become so depressed she sees ghosts in the curtains. She has never experienced such abandonment (“If I felt such things in the presence of my husband I would be so embarrassed I would leave the room”). In medical surroundings however her shrieks contrast with the prim detachment of the doctor. At least until he turns the machine up and the lights fuse.
Meanwhile downstairs his wife, a chirpy, bright young woman played with enchanting eccentricity by Natalie Casey, is sorrowing because she has no milk to feed her baby. She hires a wet-nurse, herself grieving for a dead infant. The theme is being divided from your biological nature – whether feeding your child or experiencing a climax with your lover. And while I suspect some men will just laugh, I found that evocation of womanly dislocations very moving. Not least in Madeline Appiah’s fine performance as the dignified “darkie” wet-nurse, trying neither to love the baby or to hate it for not being her dead son.
A male hysteric – an artist played with gorgeous yellow-book silliness by Edward Bennett – tips the second act into rudery (he gets the machine, too) and offers the doctor’s wife romantic visions. Some all-girls electrical experimentation also leads to a revealing conversation with the wet-nurse, who – being free of all this white-madam refinement – knows perfectly well what orgasms are for. Conclusions arrive, albeit a bit slowly.
Ruhl’s writing is beautiful and adventurous: I love her reflections on the electrical age ending the old “solemnity” of candle-flames. Equally often it is snortingly funny. Take the doctor’s outrage after his wife has been fraternizing with the artist: “How do you know about biscotti!?” Ugh, Italian ways! Biscotti can lead to all manner of smut. A chap must keep tight hold of his raw potato.
box office 0844 264 2140 to 4 Jan. Producers: Peter Huntley and Just for Laughs Theatricals, in association with Theatre Royal Bath
rating: four
Comments Off on IN THE NEXT ROOM – THE VIBRATOR PLAY – St James’ Theatre, SW1
Filed under Four Mice
ERIC AND LITTLE ERN – Vaudeville, WC2
BRINGING BACK THE SUNSHINE
“Are you going to read your newspaper or annoy me?” asks Ern, trying to concentrate on his bedtime reading. “I can do both!” replies Eric confidently, a 6ft, bald, black-spectacled eternal six-year-old: charming , enraging and unforgettable. Behind me a woman’s voice gasps in mirth “Just like my husband!” . Moments later, Eric wanders to the window and hears a police siren, and suddenly most of the audience are laughing before he can say “He’s not going to sell much ice cream going at that speed”. This ninety-minute evening often feels less like a show than a ritual of remembrance, gentle mourning and solidarity.
There have been other Morecambe and Wise tribute acts, recently a tremendous performance by Bob Golding as Eric alone. For me that threatened to overshadow this affectionate re-creation by Jonty Stephens and Ian Ashpitel. But their focus is the relationship between the pair over 43 years, first in variety then in TV shows – at their peak written by Eddie Braben – of an innocent brilliance whose closest modern equivalent is probably Miranda (and even that is less innocent.)
The first act, though studded with jokes from the Braben years and a daft old vaudeville klaxon gag or two, is dramatized, and works about 70 per cent of the time. Ernie is in a hospital bed, nearing his own last heart attack in 1999 when the shade of Eric, dead fourteen years, turns up at his bedside messing about in a white coat (much serious tutting over the clipboard, culminating in turning it the right way up). He gradually rouses Ernie to remember routines. Stephens captures the restless funny-bones of the taller man and Ashpitel the wounded self-image of Ernie: both convince after a while. Poignant moments deflate just in time (“I don’t know what I’d have done if I’d lost you, Ern” says Eric. Then thoughtfully “Bought a hamster, probably”. The gags endure, diamond-bright. Some are sublime and perennial, like Morecambe’s wounded “I was playing the right notes. Not necessarily in the right order”. Some clean-yet-mucky ones will never die. “Paintings? My auntie’s got a Whistler” – “Now, there’s a novelty!”. Others are doubly funny for being out of date. “Marjorie Proops” “Really?” “Every day in the Mirror”.
Ah, memories! Bill Cotton , Lew Grade, Winifred Atwell, Bob Martin’s dog powders, Russ Conway, Des O’Connor (“short for Desperate”). For anybody over fifty these are magical incantations, words of power and comfort. For the young, the second act is at least a demonstration, BBC-Sunday-night-style, of their virtuoso crosstalk before the red plush curtain. Why not? Writing and personae like these are too precious to die with their original performers. Tributes are OK if done with love. And that fizzes from the audience like Tizer.
box office 0844 412 4663 to 12 Jan (mainly matinées after mid- Dec)
Supported by : Stage One
Rating: three (and a vaudeville mouse as a makeweight) 
Comments Off on ERIC AND LITTLE ERN – Vaudeville, WC2
Filed under Three Mice
STRANGERS ON A TRAIN – Gielgud, W1
DARKER THAN HITCHCOCK, FOX AND HUSTON TAKE A TRAIN TO HELL
Here’s dark brilliance, a glimpse of the void. The set itself is noir, a tangled ever-changing revolving nightmare of city, fairground, mansion and and treescape. The very costumes are monochrome: against a hundred shades of grey there flickers a shine of 1940‘s platinum-blonde or a bride-white negligée. Tim Goodchild’s design, with remarkable lighting and projection by Tim Lutkin and Peter Wilms, perfectly frame an unexpected and heart-hammeringly tense evening.
Unexpected, because Hitchcock’s famous 1951 film based on Patricia Highsmith’s novel went only halfway to hell. Here Craig Warner has gone all the way, back to the book. It begins like the film with two men meeting on a train – thoughtful quiet Guy and pushy, manic, overfriendly Charles Bruno. The latter posits a fantasy in which they could baffle detection by doing one another’s murders. He assumes that Guy would like to be rid of his unfaithful separated wife, while he wants his father dead. Guy thinks it is a bad taste joke. It isn’t. His wife is strangled at a fairground and Bruno nags him to fulfil his side.
Hollywood, anxious for virtue to triumph, departed from Highsmith at this point. But theatre seems tougher: the whole of Act 2 is unfamiliar, and I will not rob you of one single gasp by spoiling it. So let us talk instead of quality: something which Robert Allan Ackerman gets from his starry cast in plenty.
Laurence Fox is the architect Guy, at first so quiet one worries for his audibility in the train scene: but that geeky pianissimo makes all the more dramatic his flowering, or descent, into panic and beyond. I have never seen Fox operate at quite this level, and it pins you to your seat. Still more alarming is Jack Huston’s Bruno: not the chill smiling psychopath of Hitchcock’s version but a manically unbalanced walking Oedipus-complex, fixated (shades of Highsmith’s other antihero, Ripley) on getting close to Guy himelf. Huston disintegrates before our eyes. The strangling scene is mild compared to his recounting of it, and when his parricidal fantasy unreels, high on a vertiginous staircase, the tangled projections overhead seem to be a map of his very brain.
In the rising hysteria the women strike contrasting notes: Myanna Buring flame-haired and vampy as the victim wife, Miranda Raison cool, pure, and innocent until too late. But wildest of all is Imogen Stubbs as Bruno’s mother: a glamorously fading, plaintive smother-mother played with an intensity worthy of a Tennessee Williams creation. When the horrid truth overwhelms her in turn, the stage itself shivers.
It’s a classy bit of work, not least because actual violence occurs only once before the end. Poker, axe, flamethrower and gun seem to threaten, but as Guy says hell is all inside the skin. A man can be hollowed out by evil: and that’s when a mere thriller becomes an epic.
box office 0844 482 5130 to 22 feb
Rating: four
PS: With the superb clarity of youth, my occasional companion Jennifer-Jane Benjamin has taken to delivering reviews with one-word-per-star. Midsummer Night’s Dream was “Shouty, Mirthful, Gay”. Strangers on a Train is “Bonkers, Incestuous, Clever, Creepy”. Heaven knows what’ll happen when she hits five stars..
Comments Off on STRANGERS ON A TRAIN – Gielgud, W1
Filed under Four Mice
TORY BOYZ – Ambassadors’ Theatre, WC1
A LATE BUT BRACING BOUQUET FOR THE NYT
Next to the Mousetrap and opposite the Ivy, in the grubby splendours of this pocket playhouse the National Youth Theatre’s rep company is packing its last few matinee-only houses. So it should: it was a smart move to revive (with the author’s skilful updates) James Graham’s 2008 play about the Conservative Party and gay rights.
Or, given that the said party has just endorsed same-sex marriage, the more difficult matter of gay acceptance in its own ranks. Graham, of course, lately wrote the NT hit THIS HOUSE about the 1970’s hung parliament, and this earlier work shows how he got to that remarkakble level while still under thirty. Hes grasp of the ambiguities, glories and absurdities of Parliamentary government has been refining over years.
Our hero Sam – subtly and touchingly played by Simon Lennon – is a young working-class northerner, a Tory research assistant with a passion for improving the world and particularly schools, which are his minister’s brief . Scenes where he explains civil government to lairy schoolchildren are terrific: you can almost smell the sweat and swagger of them as they role-play and bicker. “Sir, is the Chancellor really allowed to tell the Prime Minister to fuck off?”. But just as the kids have an ineradicable habit of using “gay” as a synonym for “rubbish”, so it is clear to Sam that as his arrogant chief of staff says, Europe and homosexuality are the party traditionalists’ two biggest emotional problems. If you want to freak one out, “offer him a copy of Attitude in one hand and a croissant in the other”.
Ambitious, idealistic, and shakily unable to get it on with a cheerful young suitor who keeps trying to date him, Sam becomes haunted, with a series of fifty-year flashbacks , by the young Ted Heath, beautifully evoked in all his forceful grumpy reticence by Niall McNamee. In a lovely touch, he does up the buckle of his raincoat with care before stepping out with his only female friend. Better safe than sorry. The historical imagined moments are neatly and clearly staged, and as Sam struggles towards clarity and self-acceptance through an obviously vain attempt to find out whether Prime Minister Heath was actually gay or not, the plot thickens nicely. And there are two very touching moments: Sam’s final encounter with the mouthy schoolboy Ray (Aaron Gordon) and a supernatural, but satisfying, colloquy with poor old Heath. The play will last; and some at least of its young cast will go a long way.
box office 084 4811 2334 to 29 Nov
Rating Four
Comments Off on TORY BOYZ – Ambassadors’ Theatre, WC1
Filed under Four Mice
EAT PRAY LAUGH – Dame Edna Everage farewell tour – Palladium, W1
FAREWELL, POSSUMS!
My gladdie lies before me on the train seat as I write, wilting gently. I doubt I shall throw it away, for the opening night of Barry Humphries’ farewell UK tour is poignant. My brother Mike and I have seen every one of Dame Edna’s West End appearances since 1969 (her bizarre Albert Hall concerto four years ago and the panto debut at Wimbledon were interludes in a 15-year gap between full shows). When it all began we were young, and the Edna character was just an opinionated Moonee Ponds housewife in upswept glasses, but some things endure. On that night 44 years ago, knees less creaky than now obeyed the command to “Stand and tremble!” the gladioli the muscular Edna hurled at us. Tonight we did it again.
As years rolled by Humphries has elevated her to megastar status, with wilder gowns and sparklier glasses. The legendary targeting of the audience became ever more terrifying: last time we were in Row E, and cowered as rows behind and ahead of us were mercilessly questioned. This time – inspired by a self-absorbed bestseller – Edna arrives on a jewelled elephant and claims to have been in a celebrity ashram, with the Dalai Lama and Sharon Osbourne booked in under false names and “little Stephen Fry. Booked in as Stephen Fry”. There’s the traditional verbal strafing of the front rows: “You’ve come dressed for the occasion. Not this occasion, obviously. Cleaning the car. Or assisting a family pet to give birth”. This culminates in the claim that she is licenced to conduct Punjabi weddings and the singling out of an earringed youth and elderly lady, strangers, as bride and groom. Reports from previews say Edna targets gay men to improve the joke: on press night, nimble as ever, on discovering that the victim had a wife at home in Kent she rang her to break the news of the remarriage and broadcast her baffled bedtime replies over the loudspeakers.
Cruel? Not really. The immense, self-aware persona rises above that, mocking her very mockery: she is the archetype of every waspish female relative who has punctured our self-esteem since childhood. But this time we can laugh. And as a seasoned Ednologist I have to say that there is a softness now, a dilution of the basilisk glare, which is not entirely due to the light of nostalgia.
I write of Edna, and the second half is hers. But Humphries’ first half is just as skilled. Sir Les Patterson, no longer “cultural attaché” but wannabe TV chef, amiably repulsive as ever, makes ‘fusion barbie’ rissoles, spitting, vanishing noisily into the dunnee and telling an apparently pointless, maundering senile anecdote culminating in the rudest joke of the year. Briefly replaced by his (newly invented and near-the-knuckle) gay clerical brother, he undergoes a coup de theatre to become Sandy Stone, the mournful old suburban ghost reflecting on a lost child long ago. Some jib at this deliberate lowering of the energy and acknowledgement of grief, but in character comedy it always feels like the ultimate act of theatrical courage and bravura: saying “I have the skill to make you cry. It’s just my choice, tonight, to make you laugh”.
I like that. After the final climactic waving of massed gladdies Edna becomes a mere projection and Barry Humphries walks on as himself, 79 years old, to say goodbye. We stay on our feet in something close to awe. And in sadness, nimbly punctured by a sardonic “Promise to come to my next farewell tour”. One can only hope.
box office 0844 412 4655 dameednafarewell.com to 5 Jan
Rating: Inappropriate. Too historic. So here’s a cross-dressed Ednamouse instead.
Comments Off on EAT PRAY LAUGH – Dame Edna Everage farewell tour – Palladium, W1
Filed under Five Mice
THAT FACE – Landor, SW9
AFFLUENCE AND ADDICTION IN A STORMING REVIVAL
After three red-carpet nights up West there’s bracing refreshment in a pub theatre, especially offering the first London revival of a play which in 2007 amazed the theatre world. The first of the “middle-class dramas” promised by Dominic Cooke at the Royal Court saw Polly Stenham, then 19, winning a clutch of awards and an Olivier nomination with a dark, passionate 90-minute portrait of an affluent family in freefall. Having missed it then, I was eager to find out what the fuss was about (one critic called her a new Tennessee Williams). Curiosity was the greater because her most recent play No Quarter (also about a messed-up rich family) struck me as pretentious, vapid and fey.
This one is brilliant. In No Quarter there was a tiresome sense that druggy, posh decadent bohemians are somehow more interesting than other people – an attitude you can only get away with (and then, not for long) if you’re Noel Coward. In this earlier play, though, the teenage Stenham confronted head-on, with real fury as well as absurd humour, the damage and horror of addiction. Sixteen-year-old Mia (Stephany Hyam) is initially seen as a sadistic boarding-school brat helping her ghastly friend Izzy (Georgina Leonidas, a sexy spitfire nightmare) to torture a younger girl. But by the end we weep for what her terrible parents have made her: Hyam, in a terrific professional debut, finely balances shrillness with childlike vulnerability.
Eighteen-year-old Henry (Rory Fleck-Byrne) has been trying to cure his mother of alcoholism and prescription drug abuse since he was thirteen, and is locked into a dreadful co-dependency, unable to escape the dual roles of baby boy and adored boy- acolyte, sleeping on the end of her bed in case she chokes herself in the night, joining in her crazed dressing-up games. “If you left she’d either top herself or get better” says Mia; but the poor good boy is trapped. Their father is in Hong Kong with a new wife and baby, only flying home when the school rings up to expel Mia for feeding her mother’s drugs to a child who ends up in a coma.
As we agonize over “underclass” families and the children of addict mothers and absent fathers, Stenham’s pitiless message is that equally terrible childhoods may lie hidden, cushioned by money and Docklands flats. Tara Robinson directs with headlong, violent verve: the scenes unroll around a bed which can be in a dormitory, either apartment or – with sad chill – can represent the distance between father and daughter in a smart restaurant: a flat white emptiness. Caroline Wildi as Martha the manipulative, unrepentant addict mother is a gaunt and glaring, beguilingly horrible figure: a performance which, staring-eyed in that intimate space, will be hard to forget. A gripping play, with a proper beating heart. I now see what the 2007 fuss was about.
Box Office: 020 7737 7276 | http://www.landortheatre.co.uk to 1 Dec
Rating: four
Comments Off on THAT FACE – Landor, SW9
Filed under Three Mice
MOJO – Harold PInter Theatre, SW1
FLASH-FLOOD OF TESTOSTERONE IN OLD SOHO: FEMALE CRITIC UNMOVED.
Three distinct audiences will head for this play. It brought an Olivier to Jez Butterworth at the Royal Court in 1995, and some will come in mere homage to the playwright whose eloquence and mythic echoes gave the world Jerusalem, 14 years later, and to his director Ian Rickson. Then there will be (already are!) hordes of teenage girls drawn by the casting of Rupert Grint, Potter’s Ron Weasley. And finally it may lure a new generation of young men, drawn in by the £ 10 day-tickets after hearing that it is very Tarantino. Black comedy, gangsters, a sleazy club, a corpse chopped in half in two dustbins, a shooting, and sharply dressed young men forever calling one another cunts. Add to that an ecstatic programme essay on early rock ‘n roll, and the playwright’s claim that he wanted dialogue “as rhythmic and compulsive as Shakin’ All Over ,or Hound Dog” . Sweary rock ‘n roll! Cool.
It is set in 1958 in Ezra’s club on Dean Street, perfectly realized by Ultz and given meaningful extra gloom by references (classic Butterworth, and effective) to a fine July day outside. It starts in the upstairs room where six guys, in various combinations, fret over the poaching of their star Silver Johnny by a rival, and break the news of the owner’s murder to his weird son, Baby. The second act is downstairs, as they endure a terrified siege alongside the corpse-bins..
The idealized image of a grimly macho ‘50s Soho clearly gave the 26-year-old Butterworth a heavy dose of pre-natal nostalgia. There are no women – the only mention of them being scatological remarks about how they lose control of their bodily functions when Silver Johnny is onstage. Daniel Mays provides the humour and some humanity, in a wilder reprise of his terrific TV role as Ronnie Biggs and his recent Donmar part as a dodgy lawyer. His cheeky-fixer facade crumbles into hapless panic and little amphetamine spurts of viciousness. Grint as Sweets the drug provider is an endearing fool; Ben Whishaw is frankly superb as the damaged, cold-eyed Baby. The second act, which he dominates, is by far the best.
But to be honest, this supposed modern-classic almost lost me before that. Call the characters classical archetypes, interpret it as an epic clash of two kingdoms with Baby as Hamlet, or an “austere, savage, hilarious ritual” of male tribes (that’s what Butterworth says in the programme) and you can admire it. Everyone did when it was fresh and shocking in 1995. But two decades of TV and film obsession with similar macho gangs, monotonous cuntified abuse and self-pitying male self-forgiveness have blunted that sharpness. It’s finely acted, set, and directed (though it could lose ten minutes in the first half) and I am almost ashamed to say it left me cold. But it did, it really did.
box office 0844 871 7622 to 25 Jan http://www.mojotheplay.com
Rating: three
Comments Off on MOJO – Harold PInter Theatre, SW1
Filed under Three Mice
JEEVES & WOOSTER IN Perfect Nonsense – Duke of York’s, WC2
BERTIE STORMS THE STAGE – and gets the cheese!
When Bertie Wooster, with a start, realizes that the curtain has gone up and turns from his easy-chair to apologize (“I thought we said 7.30 for eight?”), there is flash of overwhite teeth, a sleek Brylcreem parting and a vacuous “Haw-haw-haw” from Stephen Mangan. Which together made me think “Blimey! Duke of York’s Theatre, and there IS the Duke of York! Prince Andrew, to the life!”.
Which I am sure is not deliberate. But it added another tiny layer of pleasure. And this adorable production is about layering joy on joy, joke on joke in a delectable millefeuille of absurdity. The Goodale Brothers script keeps P.G.Wodehouse’ language at its heart in a way TV dramatizations don’t manage. It does this by making Bertie the narrator: to have him only in dialogue is never enough to keep us gruntled, because the joke in the novels is that the dim tongue-tied Bertie is, in narrative, a matchless verbal acrobat.
The idea is that he is back from the eventful weekend at Totleigh Towers in The Code of the Woosters – the one with the cow-creamer, Spode, Madeleine Bassett, Gussie Fink-Nottle and Aunt Dahlia’s blackmail . Someone at the Drones told him he should be on stage, so there he is, alone with retro footlights and visible fly-ropes. He cannot, of course , manage without Jeeves: so in shimmers Matthew Macfadyen, razor-sharp creases to his trousers. He wheels on a series of chimneypieces, walls, a car, a gratuitous ceiling at one point, and in the second act a home-made revolve off which Bertie tumbles in panic. “It’s called scenery, sir. Quite widely used in the theatre”. Game as ever, though distracted by wanting to play with the props, Bertie struggles on, warning us “There are boring bits in every play. This is one” as he tries to get dressed unassisted behind a screen.
Jeeves takes on other parts – blundering newt-maniac Gussie in pebble glasses and Fairisle tank-top, stridingly bossy Stiffy Byng, Sir Watkyn, and a soppily romantic Madeleine in half a curtain and a lampshade, the quintessence of feminine threat as she utters, to a shuddering Bertie, “A sigh that seemed to come straight from the camiknickers”. Aunt Dahlia’s ancient butler Seppings (Mark Hadfield) is everyone else – the aunt, a worryingly camp ginger manservant, a policeman , the sound-effects and the eight-foot tall fascist buffoon Spode. The Hitler moustache is easy enough, but the diminutive Seppings’ has to achieve Spodeian height with increasingly desperate theatrical devices , which brought actual cheers.
The joy of Sean Foley’s direction is the way that Wodehousian absurdities (plus a few extra to tidy up the ending) are complemented, not overbalanced, by Alice Power’s set and innumerable vaudeville devices and jokes about doubled characters trying to meet one another. It’s top-grade physical meta-theatre, yet still Wodehouse. I could go on – about the rubber duck, the side-whisker disaster and bowtie triumph, the dog attack, the knotted sheets, the surprise bicycle. But just go. Tickets start at twenty quid. It’ll sell quick, so Bertie would say, screw your courage to the sticking-plaster and besiege the box office.
box office 0844 871 3051 http://www.atgtickets.com to 8 March
rating: five
Comments Off on JEEVES & WOOSTER IN Perfect Nonsense – Duke of York’s, WC2
Filed under Five Mice
TWELVE ANGRY MEN – Garrick, WC2
TWELVE ANGRY MEN – Garrick, WC2
Storming out of 1950‘s America with a fresh, stunning ensemble, Reginald Rose’s jury-room play hits modern London with the bitter topicality of a knife-blow. Written for TV in 1954 it came to the stage, then the famous Lumet film in 1957. But although its characters are a faithful cross-section of ‘50s white American manhood, it speaks with vigour to any age about anger, prejudice, the power of reason, empathy and honour.
The outline plot (lovingly parodied since in everything from Hancock to Rugrats) is familiar: a jury split eleven to one , a dissenter turning them round to a Not Guilty verdict. The charge is murder: a slum boy of sixteen (clearly, though not explicitly, of an ethnic minority) stabbing his violent father. The judge’s voiceover tells us that the sentence is death if guilty. Bias, lazy conclusions, circumstantial evidence and jurors’ shrugging faith in weak witnesses get gradually dismantled. Attitudes are stripped bare in the pressure-cooker of a sweltering room in thunder season. Individuals, known only by numbers, erupt from enervated silence to voice their real thoughts: notably Miles Richardson’s No.10, with a roaring, violent outbreak which is pure BNP: “These people – born to lie, born to kill, you know what they’re like, breed like animals -!”
Psychologically the play between the men is thrilling enough, and written with marvellous tightness, even humour. but Rose is canny enough to create detective-style cruxes around evidence: the knife, the passing train, the witnesses’ errors. It could risk stasis, despite the outbreaks of near-violence as it heats up, but Christopher Haydon directs with rapid fluidity, assisted by an understated but artful revolving table (Michael Pavelka’s design) as if we were ourselves pacing round to see things from a new angle.
And his cast are beyond praise. Martin Shaw is the dissenter, almost an angel (the final lighting shot on his pale suit suggests it), and plays initially with a gentle steely stillness, letting his tempo rise under perfect control. The American Jeff Fahey as his most bitter opponent plays superbly against him, patrician poise disintegrating into private vengefulness. Robert Vaughn is the wise, calmly thoughtful elder; Ed Franklin touching and troubled as the only one who knows about chaotic lives and knifings from his own background.
But all twelve are tremendous: trapped onstage throughout, each of them – in body-language and expression – immaculately serving the ebb and flow of anger and argument. And – this doesn’t often get said – all credit to commercial theatre, unfairly sneered at for catchpenny values and leg-shows. Producer Bill Kenwright for the second year running (remember last year’s brilliant Three Days In May?) has the bottle to put on a straight play involving nothing but middle-aged blokes sitting at a table on a single set discussing principles. No pretty girls or love interest, just superb drama. Respect!
box office 0844 412 4662 to 1 March
Rating: four
Comments Off on TWELVE ANGRY MEN – Garrick, WC2
Filed under Four Mice
TARTUFFE – Birmingham Rep
MAKING MERRY HELL WITH MOLIERE
It kicks off with a lad sliding down the banister of Liz Ascroft’s brilliantly skewed mansion set (twisted like the Valkenborch Babel Tower and faintly inscribed with an elegant Fragonard). The first speech is a rant from a ferocious grandma, waving a lapdog in a box and barking for it between lines like: “If I can say this without giving offence, you’re wrong in everything you say and everything you do”. This figure, who handily identifies the family members with a shower of insults, is Janice Connolly: known and loved in Brum for solo shows as “Mrs Barbara Nice”, here gracing the Rep with her matchless comedy-knees and solid, benign hilarity.
That opening gale of merriment sets the tone for an evening of pure frivolity. And why not? Its a recession, its November, its Birmingham, its probably raining. In reviving Moliere’s angry, twice-banned 17c comedy about Tartuffe, a holy-joe hypocrite invading a bourgeois family, Roxana Silbert’s first production for the Rep’s new theatre plays it for fun. Which is not consistently easy, because Chris Campbells new translation eschews the verse form which in French made Moliere’s lengthy philosophical speeches flow more easily. Some may also deplore the missed opportunity to make topical points about fanaticism rather than revelling in farce.
But its funny, and thats what Moliere wanted: excoriated for his parody of religious hypocrisy and of those like the householder Orgon who fall for it, he wrote “the comic is the outward and visible form that nature’s bounty has attached to everything unreasonable, so that we should see and avoid it”. Thus, the broader the better. The utter preposterousness of Tartuffe, a con-man trying to seduce Orgon’s wife Elmire (Sian Brooke), is invisible to the dupe. He tries to force his daughter to marry the interloper, gives him all his money, and ignores every argument and evidence of his felony until – in a second-act scene of comic physical perfection – Elmire forces him to witness her near-rape, and he crawls out from under the table to confront the sagging underpants of his fallen idol.
Tartuffe is Mark Williams, a hippyish sandalled guru (“Laurent, just roughen up my spare hair-shirt”) but the real delight is Paul Hunter’s Orgon, idiotic in orange socks and a Craig-Brown hairdo, the one character who is allowed a certain roundness and genuine pained revelation. The costumes are modern, down to a ra-ra-skirt and leggings on Ayesha Antoine, who is nimble fun as the scornful interfering maidservant. But a periwig does appear and disappear, and the towering white perm on Connolly’s head has pleasing 17c echoes: imagine an albino turkey rashly attempting to mate with a Marie Antoinette up-do.
There are intermittent breaches of the fourth wall, to the crowing delight of the front rows, and happy local jokes in the crevices of Moliere: HS2, local parking, government policy, and the cast’s horror that a visiting bailiff is from Wolverhampton. It ends on a high. What more do you want?
0121 236 4455 or www. birmingham-rep.co.uk to 16 Nov.
Rating : three
plus a first sneak preview outing for Panto Mouse…because it nearly is one…
Comments Off on TARTUFFE – Birmingham Rep
Filed under Three Mice
KEELER – Charing Cross Theatre, WC2
A SAD FLAT ECHO OF NASTIER TIMES
“I have never committed a moral offence” says Stephen Ward indignantly. Sleek, patriarchal, patronizing, with a curious sexually ambivalent prurience, Paul Nicholas convinces as a man satisfied with himself. Never mind that he takes up pretty teenage simpletons, introduces them to his randy middle-aged friends, demands details of their sex lives “Bra first or panties?”, asks them for espionage pillow-talk and procures illegal abortions.
But Gill Adams’ play is called KEELER, and the important thing is that it is based on Christine Keeler’s own account and approved by her: a woman now aged and reclusive, whose public identity has been defined by what happened to her half a century ago, between the ages of sixteen and eighteen. A strikingly beautiful Soho club dancer, she was taken up by the society portraitist and osteopath Ward, and introduced both to dangerous lowlifes in the Rachman set, and powerful wealthy men at Lord Astor’s Cliveden.
She slept with both the War Minister John Profumo and the Soviet attaché (and probable spy) Ivanov. At the height of the Cold War and the global shudder of the Cuban missile crisis, the scandal brought down the Macmillan government; Ward killed himself before his conviction for pimping: a trial seen by many (including Andrew Lloyd Webber, whose much bigger version is about to open) as an Establishment revenge. But it had, of course, the side effect of branding Keeler (and her friend Mandy Rice-Davies) as ‘prostitutes’. In modern terms they were just ambitious models not averse to rich boyfriends: Stringfellow girls, football WAGs if lucky, at worst resorting to kiss-and-tell. But in 1963 their public disgrace was extreme.
So Keeler has a right to be remembered in her terms, and with Charlie Camms’ designs , ‘60s projections and music, the play evokes smart flats, aristocratic swimming-parties and seedy clubs with tit-tasselled dancers playing coy and blowing kisses (ah, innocent pre-twerking days!).
It’s a missed opportunity though: a flat play with poor dialogue. Sarah Armstrong’s Keeler has a pleasing vulnerability and nervous cheekiness: you wince for her, though less for the tougher, larkier Mandy (Stacy Leeson). The sequences with Profumo (Michael Good) and Astor (Andrew Harrison) are nicely dislikeable, emphasising the casually bossy entitlement of the age; one of the strongest scenes has Keeler wanting to report her rape at the hands of one of the Notting Hill heavies of Ward’s slumming life, and him shrugging it off “No bruises”.
Perhaps because Nicholas is also the director, or due to the looming Lloyd-Webber musical, Ward himself dominates more and more as the play goes on. The corruption and unhappiness of Keeler fade in favour of a prolonged verbatim scene of his trial. A queasy echo, come to think of it, of the way the girls were treated as disposable and forgettable in 1963.
box office 08444 930650 keelertheplay.com to 14 Dec
rating : three
Comments Off on KEELER – Charing Cross Theatre, WC2
Filed under Three Mice
NUT – National Theatre Shed, SE1
UNEASY & UNEXPLAINED MOMENTS. UNDER SOME GIRDERS.
What would you like to have written in your funeral eulogy? Aimee, scruffy and pallid in urban battle-fatigues, busy painting her toenails green, says. “Brilliant. Thass it. Brilliant. One word, no lists , no instructions. I was – It was – I will be remembered as – brilliant!”. Her friend Elayne, a young black woman, remarks “Thass not no eulogy, that’s a piss take”.
For all the mouthy eloquence, though, it is Elayne who is in trouble, and too receptive to the idea of hastening the day of her own funeral eulogy. Nadine Marshall has a clever, angrily troubled beauty, well contrasted with the coarser Aimee (Sophie Stanton). We do not know what sort of mental trouble Elayne is in, any more than we know why the set (by Lisa Marie Hall) consists of random crooked girders and bent pipes swaying overhead, as if we had stumbled into an unfinished section of Crossrail.
Nor, in the seventy-minute span of Debbie Tucker Green’s self-directed play, do we really learn much more. The first section, sparkily written and often amusing, has the two women arguing about funerals, interrupted by an assertive young man grumbling that the doorbell doesn’t work and a strange, faintly singing boy child who is half-noticed, half ignored in a way which makes you wonder whether he is supposed to be dead, or a memory. It is that sort of play. The next section is a two-hander, splendidly venomous and beautifully observed, in which a divorced couple rip chunks off one another over who has the best relationship with an invisible 11-year-old. Sharlene Whyte and Gershwyn Eustache Jr do it magnificently.
In the final section Whyte turns out to be the younger sister of the troubled Elayne. She too complains about there being no batteries in the doorbell, so we must assume that the battery deficit is symbolic of Elayne’s voluntary isolation. Another symbol is cigarette smoking, with some weird semi-sadistic play in the first and third sections, and numerous burns on Elayne’s arms. Oh, and the mystery singing child is back (Tobi Adetunji on press night, rather good and distinctly spooky). Is he dead? No idea.
The temporary Shed theatre has proved its worth this summer, its informal warmth perfectly framing some bracingly unusual and striking work. This one is as well performed as any, credible in dialogue and watchable in a depressing sort of way as a study in female unhappiness and unease. But it is the least engaging Shed night so far, smelling too strongly of neo-Beckettian theatre-anorakkery and mired in unsatisfying, unnecessary, unresolved mystification.
box office 020 7452 3244 to 5 dec Shed partner: Neptune
rating: two
Comments Off on NUT – National Theatre Shed, SE1
Filed under Two Mice
THE NATIONAL THEATRE 50th BIRTHDAY GALA – a view from the stalls by Irving Wardle
Irving Wardle – now in his 85th year – was a theatre critic from 1958 to 1995: for 26 of those 37 years he was the Times Chief Theatre Critic. He was Tynan’s deputy, Pinter’s friend, a playwright himself, and is still writing about theatre. He saw the birth of the National Theatre in 1963 and was an honoured guest at Saturday’s immense gala night. This new and unfledged website, home to one of his Times successors (though I am one whose tenure sadly lasted only three and a half years, not 26) is honoured to host Irving Wardle’s exclusive impressions of Saturday night….A return to the critic’s chair from one of the art’s doyens.
LP
IRVING WARDLE WRITES:
“Who’s there?”: were the first words spoken on the NT stage in its opening
production of Hamlet in 1963. The 50th birthday show opened with the same scene and the same words. Who’s there?
Well, the Queen wasn’t, and nor were Peter O’Toole (the first Hamlet) or Peter Hall. Otherwise, looking round the house, it seemed that everyone else had turned up, from Joan Plowright, still carrying the torch for Laurence Olivier to the massed crowd of backstage staff who overwhelmed the actotrs at the final lineup amid a glittering cloudburst of golden leaves.
In between it was pretty much bliss all the way. Nicholas Hytner and his team had followed Peter Hall’s advice when he said that what such occasions need is “the obvious, very well done.” From the NT’s 800 past productions we got through an astonishing 38 items in two and a quarter hours. No interval, no commentary; just the dramatic work switching between staged and film archive extracts. A tight structure that somehow allowed everything to breathe. Even the instantaneous design – single Corinthian column for Judi Dench’s Cleopatra, or an elaborate cabinet of priceless china (for No Man’s Land) seemed visually sumptuous rather than austere. While the stage events, no mattter how brief, came over as if they had all the time in the world.
There were two kinds of pleasure: authentic presentation of past events and seeing them recreated by other actors. For instance there was Alex Jennings back as Professor Higgins, turning “The Rain in Spain” into a bullfight fought with gramophone horns. Also James Corden reprising his Timms in The History Boys – with Alan Bennett himself making the French brothel lesson more riotous than it had been when Richard Griffiths was taking the class. Judi Dench returned twice to her past repertory with Cleopatra’s last speech in praise of Antony, and with Desiree Arnfeldt’s “Send in the Clowns”. Both made time stand still and brought the house down. As did Helen Mirren, re-enacting the murder of Ezra from Mouring Becomes Electra.
Writing about these scenes has the effect of turning them into a catalogue, which is directly opposite to the effect they had in performance : each had time to develop its own life.
In the authenticity stakes, the undoubted killer was a clip from Maggie Smith’s Myra in the 1864 Hay Fever, engaged in arrogantly teasing dalliance with Anthony Nicholls before collapsing as a boneless deadweight into his arms To comic genius on that level, one responds with as much awe as laughter.
For the record there were some new performances that made you long to see them in full-scale revivals. Top of that list for me was Ralph Fiennes as the rogue South African newspaper proprietor in Pravda, obsequiously fawning on the management before launching his reign on terror on the newsroom. But the biggest show-stoppers were all from muscals: Jerry Springer, My Fair Lady, and Clive Rowe leading a marvellously drilled gangster congregation in “Sit Down, You’re Rockin’ the Boat.” But, then, as Trevor Nunn rightly pointed out, “the NT is very well served by doing the whole spectrum.”
Not a bad motto for the next 50 years.
MRS LOWRY & SON – Trafalgar 2 SW1
THE ARTIST AND THE TYRANT MOTHER
“Jesus wants me for a sunbeam!” sings old Mrs Lowry, playing an imaginary piano with a self satisfied smirk. “…a sunbeam, to shine for him every day.Jesus wants me to be loving, And kind to all I see!”
I fear Jesus will have a long wait before any such lovingkindness reaches her son, the artist L.S. Lowry. In Martyn Hesford’s play, based on sad fact, Elizabeth Lowry tyrannizes, manipulates and belittles her lonely son her weapon being a supposedly bedridden state (she leaps back from the window nimbly enough when she hears the door bang of an evening). Disappointed in her marriage and dreams of doilyed gentility, she despises the dutiful weary man who feeds her, rubs her feet, and labours as a rent-collector to pay his father’s debts.
Worse, she despises his painting, the loving work he does by night to record the scenes of scuttling crowds at the Salford mill gates, lone wanderers like him, the trams and chimneys of his daily life. “I paint what I see. I’m a simple man , who paints. Every stroke of colour is made up of me”. He wants her approval, her love, her cheerfulness (“I haven’t felt cheerful since 1868” she says, this being 1934). Sly, helpless against her own maliciousness, she offers only enough crumbs of love to keep him enslaved. When the Manchester art critic calls his pictures “an insult to the people of Lancashire” she joyfully concurs; when a London gallery takes an interest she rips up the letter.
This ninety-minute play, originally a Radio 4 commission, might be hard going, and takes a while to rise to its fierce emotional climax. Its theme of blinkered gentility at odds with innovative art sits, at times, uneasily in the conventionality of the play itself. Yet we are held by two remarkable performances . Elizabeth is the marvellous June Watson, hinting at just enough real pain to stop us physically hurling ourselves onto the tiny stage to shake her like a dog with a rat . Laurie Lowry is Michael Begley, with a merciless 1930’s hairstyle (unflattering to any man’s ears) and a pallid subtle sweetness. Abbey Wright directs, with Richard Kent’s subtle lighting and projection on the plain bedroom set suggesting the mournful beauty Lowry showed us. As the London critic said, “all is conveyed by the expression of feeling”. Her basilisk glare and his sad, kindly, lopsided yearning convey it all afresh.
0871 789 1004 to 23 nov
rating: three
Comments Off on MRS LOWRY & SON – Trafalgar 2 SW1
Filed under Three Mice
HMP MACBETH Intermission, St Saviour’s SW3
MURDER , MURK AND MISSION
In a church tucked decorously behind Harrods, three voodoo-punk bitch-witches in ragged prison sweatsuits shriek and cackle in an ecstasy of malice; cell doors bang in vicious sympathy, and a sensual, tousled Lady Macbeth calls on spirits to unsex her, interrupted by shouts from the next cell “I’m trying to sleep, you flipping psychopath!”. Two languages meld seamlessly: when her illicit prison-officer lover Macbeth quails at the thought of bumping off the Governor, averring that he dares do all that may become a man, he who dares do more is none, his inmate mistress slaps him robustly round the head with “You pussy!”. As for her scornful “We fail?” – a line which echoes down four centuries of Lady Macbeths – he meets that with a dive back into modernity and the prison setting, muttering resentfully “Well, there’s a possibility – given that you didn’t get away with your last crime”.
Thus we’re allowed to laugh from time to time. For this is another of Intermission’s rousing, but not irreverent, Shakespeare adaptations., written by the extraordinary Darren Raymond and directed by Fabian Spencer. Both men, many years ago as real prison inmates, had the luck to encounter Bruce Wall’s London Shakespeare Workout and fall in love with the power of it. Now Raymond is artistic director of Intermission Youth Theatre, creating productions with young people deemed – or already – at risk of running off the tracks. It was founded by actors-cum-missioners (Into-Mission, geddit?) the Rev Rob Gillion and his wife Janine (she, with an air of Teresa May bout her, beautifully plays the assasinated prison governor Ms Duncan). Without government support, this incogruous outfit probably does more for disaffected youth than many conventional ones. It has sent kids on to RADA, the Brit school, university, teaching and TV.
Leading a number of fine performances, Kwame Reed as Officer Macbeth makes a thoughtful journey from dutiful ambitious officer promoted after quelling a riot caused by Deputy Governor Cawdor, to panicking psychopath. The Three Bitches are tremendous, and Esther Odejimi (astonishingly, it’s her first ever performance) is memorable: a sexy, furious, utterly confident Lady Macbeth right through to her final dissolution, crying “Hell is murky”, to cries of “slut” from behind the cell walls.
A lot of credit goes to Raymond himself, whose years of workshopping and “sampling” Shakespere texts enable the young cast to take confident ownership, shifting from modern vernacular with ease and conviction. Important soliloquies like “She should have died hereafter” are intact, high emotion often leading with beautiful logic straight from prison jargon to the old pentameter. As for the plot, it hangs artfully between dystopian fantasy (a women’s prison as a self-contained kingdom), gritty realism and the original. I wondered how he would handle the murder of the Macduffs and the curse of Dunsinane, but he does it elegantly, and even gets round the Birnam Wood problem.
box office http://www.iyt.org.uk Thur-Sat till 23 Nov
rating : four
The long life and great good fortune of John Clare – a note
CREATIVITY, DEPRESSION, REPUTATION
This is a shout-out for a touring production I admire. I welcome it in with the latest Roger Hardy logo, the Touring Mouse. See below…
Here’s why. When Tony Ramsay’s play for Eastern Angles first opened – I saw it in a hall in Beccles – I reviewed it for the Times (still available, paywall but http://tinyurl.com/o8q23ne). Now that its tour is approaching the Pleasance, I commend it again.
It is an original, oblique telling of the story of the peasant-poet John Clare: his harsh agricultural life, and the extreme mental illness which led him to spend his final 27 years in asylums, belie the beauty of his work.
Edward Bond’s furious play “The Fool” used Clare as an exemplar of working-class persecution by a toff establishment, but Ramsay’s thoughtful research throws a different light on his times and his condition, and the respect in which he was held in his troubled lifetime. It becomes a powerful meditation on creativity and deprssion.
My original review obviously is Times property, but I can quote the conclusion of its four-star view:
“It is a finer play than its regional small-space tour might suggest; in concept, language and performance it honours poetry and pain alike. When Richard Sandells finally speaks the lines “I am, yet what I am none cares or knows…” you catch your breath.”
http://www.easternangles.co.uk
Tour: Peterborough on 2 Nov, 01473 211498;
from 5-9 Nov at Pleasance, London N7 0207 6091800 – tour continues to 16 nov.
Comments Off on The long life and great good fortune of John Clare – a note
Filed under Touring Mouse
THE SCOTTSBORO BOYS – Young Vic SE1
ANGER AND ATROCITY, PUNCH AND SWING
Dancing minstrels, catchy tunes, black men becoming mincing Alabama ladies or bow-legged sheriffs; a bluesy vaudeville band , chairs used as prison bars or execution gurneys. Maybe some atrocities do simply tip over into a zone of absurdity where the obvious proddings of satire are not enough , so only musical-comedy will serve. Provided, of course, that you have a Sondheim to chronicle Presidential assassinations, or John Kander and Fred Ebb to mock Nazism in Cabaret or murderers in Chicago.
That odd thought is inescapable when you consider this Kander/Ebb treatment of 1930’s Alabama racism and nine innocent victims. Nine black boys, riding the rails to find work, got into a scuffle with white youths at Scottsboro; two white girls (to dodge a prostitution charge) accused them of rape. With an all-white jury they had no chance; the sentence was death, even for two thirteen-year-olds. It was averted when the Supreme Court, after left-wing campaigns in the North, demanded a retrial with a proper defense lawyer. One of the girls admitted they had lied. For six years though, each fresh appeal met the same verdict from resentful Alabama whites: “Every time they say guilty, the Commies and the Jews get you boys another trial”. Four were released after six years, and conscripted into a vaudeville act in Harlem; other awkward compromises were made in the political tug-of-war between North and South, but nine lads’ lives were ruined. It was only this spring, in the age of Obama, that the Alabama Governor signed an Act formally exonerating them.
Grim, true, shameful. How to respond, except with joyfully defiant black energy? This British premiere, under its American director Susan Stroman, mixes local talent with Broadway performers like Colman Domingo, Forrest McClendon and the magnificently comedic young James T Lane. It delivers that energy with a breathtaking punch and swing: shock and pathos, irony and sincerity swirl and mingle restlessly. The only white performer is Julian Glover, patriarchal judge and Governor; other whites – jailers, women , the New York defence lawyer Leibowitz – are created by the black ensemble in ironic reverse minstrelsy. The terror of the electric chair (the youngest wrote of living in earshot on Death Row) makes a violent strobing tap number. Domingo as the prosecutor has a hymn of hate against the “Jew money” funding the defence. Individuals emerge, notably the defiant Haywood Patterson (Kyle Scatliffe) who refused parole because he wouldn’t plead guilty.
Equally moving is the quiet presence of Dawn Hope as “The Lady”, drifting and shadowing in the corner of scenes. A subtle moment at the end shows us who she is and what she did after reading of the Scottsboro case. She’s Rosa Parks: who in 1955 – and in the closing moments of this show – historically refused to give up her seat in the “white section” of a bus. It was a turning-point for the conscience of America.
box office www.youngvic.org / 020 7922 2922 to 21 December
Supported by : Bruno Wang / American Airlines
Rating: five
Comments Off on THE SCOTTSBORO BOYS – Young Vic SE1
Filed under Five Mice
HOME – Arcola, E 8
SMALL TALK, GREAT THEMES, THE LAUGHTER OF DESPAIR
“At times” says old Jack stoutly, flourishing his silver-topped cane “One’s glad simply to live on an island. Without the sea all around, civilization would never be the same. The ideals of life – liberty, freedom, democracy – well, if we’d been living on the Continent, for example…!” Harry civilly agrees. “Yes, no, absolutely”. They have bluff memories of army and RAF, nostalgia for imagined wartime values. They are ageing men, sitting out in the chilly sunshine: the Arcola’s underground studio nicely trellised, and scattered with post-gale autumn leaves.
When David Storey’s play premiered, it was 1970 and the men were John Gielgud and Ralph Richardson at the Royal Court. Now, with that generation almost gone, SEArEd and the Arcola revive it to honour the author’s 80th birthday. Director Amelia Sears, like many of us, finds it for the first time and recognizes its modern-classic beauty: like PInter with more heart, Beckett with more realism. Jack Shepherd is Harry, a dishevelled moulting eagle whose gentlemanly amiability masks an abyss of pain and dislocation. Paul Copley is the Brylcreemed, bonhomous Jack, all card-tricks and evasions. As the increasingly disconcerting, tense 105 minutes wear on they are joined solo and severally by others with an equal obliquity of small-talk. A shrewish, sharpnosed Marjorie is Tessa Peake-Jones, her giggling vulgarian friend Kathleen Linda Broughton.
The talk ranges around: anecdotes about relatives, truisms of business and current affairs, what’s for dinner , the weather, mutual half-acquaintances : they could be anybody you meet and make foregettable small-talk with or (in the women’s case) smile wincingly as they utter sudden coarsenesses. The play is interpreted as a commentary on a declining, stiff, post-imperial Britain but that now feels dated, a historic commentary. It is the picture of a more timeless dislocation that hurts: we learn gradually that they are all inmates in a large mental asylum: one of those which, had Storey but known it, would shortly be closed down and the inmates scattered into “care in the community”, erratic drug regimes and, often, prison. It is hard not to reflect on that as the pathos and revelation build and glimpses of their back-stories emerge – suicidality, violence, collapse, “following little girls”. Only one, the monosyllabic Alfred (Joseph Arkley) fits the popular image of a madman, appearing intermittently with an abrupt helpless violence which jerks the action onto another level.
Mostly, though, it is a fugue of small-talk revealing big themes: clichés woven into an immensity of human helplessness, pathos, despair. The laughs are real, but ever more sad (Peake-Jones’ veiled malevolence provokes several). Despite one heartbreaking handclasp it expresses the near-impossibility of mutual help, as each of us, forever alone, gabbles to distract ourselves from the yawning abyss of private reality. Storey’s brilliance has not faded away. The only glimmer of hope is that this particular kind of Englishness is on the wane…
box office 020 7503 1646 http://www.arcolatheatre.com to 23 Nov
rating: three
Comments Off on HOME – Arcola, E 8
Filed under Three Mice
Coming up this week – reviews on TheatreCat.com
Storm winds and logistics permitting… each should turn up late night:
Monday 28th – David Storey’s HOME at Arcola – anniversary production
Tues 29th – The Scottsboro boys, Young Vic : Kander/Ebb musical about historic injustice
Weds 30th The Potsdam Quartet at Jermyn St Politics, history & hindsight…
Thurs 31st HMP Macbeth – ex-offenders’ storming prison take on it
Friday 1 Nov Mrs Lowry and Son – the artist’s tricky home life reimagined Trafalgar 2
Comments Off on Coming up this week – reviews on TheatreCat.com
Filed under Theatre
RAVING – Hampstead Theatre NW3
A WILD AND WICKED SWIPE AT MIDDLE-CLASS MORES
Goodness, this is funny! Uncontrollably so in the first scenes, before the tightly coiled spring of middle-class angst is released into anarchy and minor injuries. I suspect that after the first-night hysterics, director Ed Hall will be instructing his cast to leave more space for the laughs lest some of Simon Paisley Day’s lines are lost. Especially the snarled ones.
We are in a Welsh weekend cottage, booked by the briskly well-organized Ross and Rosy (Robert Webb a self-satisfied PR, Sarah Hadland of Miranda fame as his bossy pocket-dynamo of a wife). They are late because of an au-pair issue which will explode later. Their leftish friends Keith and Briony are there first, Barnaby Kay hapless, bearded and frustrated, Tamzin Outhwaite delivering a bravura monologue of stressed-out social paranoia. They left their son with Granny: Briony is still suckling him (another unexploded bomb in the plot), struggling with her breast pump and “not ready” to resume sex. The child, we learn, is three! She seethes with resentment at her hostess’ brisk batch-baking competence, and has forgotten her antidepressants.
As if this wasn’t enough, the hosts have invited a couple even less to Briony’s taste, the cheerfully posh Charles and Serena: he an ex-army dimbo (Nicholas Rowe) whose shotgun – yet another clue to the coming mayhem – drives Briony into hysterical disapproval. Not that Serena is inconsiderate: Issy van Randwyck, blithely authoritative, sees her horror and barks “Chas! Shooter! Car!” as if to a disobedient pointer. Van Randwyck indeed, a bright-eyed breezy touslehead, is one of the constant joys of the play, capturing exactly the competent and sexually cheerful upper-class matronliness which made Britain both great, and potentially very annoying. Cunningly, Paisley Day reveals that she is no airhead but a GP. “A hobby, reallah!”. Into the cottage erupt in turn a religiously devout Welsh farmer and Serena’s wild-child niece Tabby (Bel Powley, last seen in Jumpy, is making a nice corner in mouthy Jafaican teens with a subtle edge of pathos).
They interact, discussing among other things childrearing (“like dogs, stick to a training programme” says Charles, who has “four or five” while Briony agonizes over her one.) I did wonder, between giggles of recognition, whether it would move beyond sketch-comedy brilliance into a denser play. It does, though not in the Ayckbournian way I expected: more Joe Orton, indeed, in its robust rejection of pathos. Narrate the bare bones of Tabby’s situation, or the farmer’s, and you could find depths of pain. Paisley Day, wisely I think, doesn’t do any such thing.
He lets suspicion, booze, breast-milk, a druggy rave in the next field and two startlingly inappropriate sexual events culminate only in an armed hostage scene of edgy absurdity. If you insist on finding a moral in it, it is that even an enraged gun-wielding God-bothering Welsh farmer can be out-loonied any day by six middle-class London weekenders. As one observes, “We don’t need you. We can destroy ourselves”.
BOX OFFICE 020 7722 9301 to 23 November
Rating: four
Comments Off on RAVING – Hampstead Theatre NW3
Filed under Four Mice
FROM HERE TO ETERNITY – Shaftesbury Theatre WC2
HURTLING HUNKS AND DEATH BY BLUES
God, I hate star ratings! Even when, as here, rebelliously expressed as mice. For nearly three hours the fourth one hovered uncertainly, annoyingly, over Tim Rice’s bravely enormous new show and Stuart Brayson’s music, as it veered between grand moments and some pretty standard “song-that-goes-like-this” numbers. Can’t pretend that a classic was born, but neither is it dismissable. Big money and big courage sometimes pay off.
Rice’s admirable aim was to forget the 1953 movie with Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr rolling in the surf , and exhume the even bleaker bones of James Jones’ angry novel about the bored brutalities of the US military garrison on Hawaii just before the 1941 raid on Pearl Harbour. He pulls no punches, restoring Jones’ account – too shocking for Hollywood – of soldiers “rolling the queers” in the gay club to raise money for their own brothel-crawling. Its title is bitterly drawn from Kipling’s poem about disillusioned NCOs: “done with hope and honour, lost to love and truth” .
There are two love affairs: Sgt Warden (Darius Campbell, aka Danesh) falls for Karen, the commander’s wife while the damaged, cynical Prewitt (Robert Lonsdale) finds a deep connection with a local whore, after being mercilessly beasted for refusing to box for the honour of G company. His friendship with the irrepressible tragic Latino Angelo (Ryan Sampson, engaging in the extreme) is the third emotional sinew of the story.
But the energy of it comes from the military: a tsunami of testosterone, a male ensemble drilled (it is rumoured) by a real sergeant-major until not a twitch of camp can remain in their manner. Javier de Frutos shapes them into a masterpiece of dramatic choreography which I have rarely seen equalled. The stage is full of hurtling hunks: pushups and star jumps, hula-moves and brawls, larking or lovemaking, the khaki whirlwind dominate the action. Whether in stand-by-your-beds or beat-up-a-brothel routines they are breathtaking. So are the girls they whirl and hurl around a restrainedly evocative set by Soutra Gilmour. Bruno Poet does the lights, and Brayson’s music gets rich orchestrations under David White. Nothing has been spared.
But it’s a musical, and must justify itself by songs. Some are fine (the fourth star-mouse finally landed during the finale, with “slaughter from the sky, fire in the sea” and a hymn to The Boys of ’41). Campbell’s grainy, savagely virile voice is well used in “More than America” and less well in love duets (though Rebecca Thornhill’s gorgeously sexy Karen more than makes up for that). Prewitt has one magnificent anthem “Fight the Fight”, and does it full justice; the two men doing the “Ain’t where I wanna be blues” are perfect. But Tim Rice’s fatal fondness for over-jangly rhymes too often weakens the lyrics: some are plain banal. “She’s untouchable, a princess, and a whore / But I just see a beauty at my door” Please!
On the other hand the tarts‘ song “You got the money, we got the ass” is splendid. I went home singing it. Got some odd looks on the train.
box office 0207 492 1532 to 26 April
Rating : four
Comments Off on FROM HERE TO ETERNITY – Shaftesbury Theatre WC2
Filed under Four Mice
The Djinns of Eidgah – Royal Court
A TAPESTRY OF TERROR AND BEAUTY
Dim behind a soft mosquito-net, a father tells his children a tale of Djinns: creatures of scorching smokeless fire, pure passion without reason who battle with magicians in wars which are only illusion. The tale resolves in gentleness as the soft eyes of great Hamza’s daughter look down as stars, and ends “May the queen of sleep bless you with pleasant and beautiful dreams. Shabba-khair”. The Urdu goodnight is shattered: through the misty veiling stride helmeted soldiers, ripping aside peace and taking us six years on. We are in a football changing-room where Bilal, the star Kashmiri teenage striker, is preparing in his broken old boots for a trial which might take him to the Brazil, to freedom and doctors for his sister Ashrafi. For at thirteen she has regressedto the terrified ten-year-old she was when her father fell dead in her lap, shot at a wedding-party.
Bilal holds aloof – for now – from the parades and demonstrations against the Indian occupation. He tolerates curfews and body-searches in the heightened emotion as Eid approaches and the latest shot child awaits burial by an angry community. Between patriotism and family duty, he is torn between betrayals.
Kashmir is the world’s most intensively occupied nation – or would-be nation – and like a rifle-shot from its deadly heart comes a play of sweltering intensity by Abhishek Majumdar from Bangalore. It crackles with pain and mystery, a subcontinent’s echo of Aeschylean tragedy: with extraordinary emotional power it tangles its human dilemmas with Muslim spirituality and mountain legend. In Tom Scutt’s stark design we are inside a great loom, an unfinished rich carpet below, the bare threads above and at either end becoming becoming prison bars or a half-seen afterworld. Danny Ashok and Aysha Kala are the orphan siblings, radiantly youthful (Richard Twyman directs Kala’s moments of traumatic recall with great power). But equally central is old Dr Baig, a psychiatrist struggling with an overborne hospital and the memory of his own son’s progress from stone-throwing dissent to Mujahideen training and a horrible death. Vincent Ebrahim is magnificent, the eternal figure of the good man struggling for reconciliation in a volatile, angry world. He resists the aggressive Jihad spiritualities but in final moments, between life and afterlife, affirms a universal humanity. And Ashrafi finds a strange final eloquence to comfort her tortured brother. “Death is the dream at the end of life”.
Prose and poetry weave as intricately as the carpet. Between intense and ghostly moments we are suddenly with boys talking football and politics, or with two squabbling Indian soldiers trapped in a guard-post. Their fears, nerves, and reluctant tales of atrocities committed in trauma are horribly reminiscent both of our own Northern Ireland years and of Iraq. For all its nightmare Djinns and spiritual strangeness, it becomes a play for any conflict.
0207 565 5000 http://www.royalcourttheatre.com to 9 November Sponsored: Genesis Foundation/ British Council
Rating Four
Comments Off on The Djinns of Eidgah – Royal Court
Filed under Four Mice
Austentatious! – Leicester Square
JANE AUSTEN WITH DEAD VIKINGS AND LIVE PROFANITY
The hour contained a haunted Viking burial ground, a dubious Spaniard called Senor Knobflap, several titled ladies in sprigged muslin and an 18c eczema epidemic. Not that any of that will turn up again, not if this improvisation troupe is honest about its spontaneity.
It is not quite fair to judge improv shows on one night only, though I did fall in love forever with the brilliance of Showstoppers, the musical-theatre makers, on the basis of one nocturnal Edinburgh romp. This younger sextet (plus discreet ‘cellist) came with a warm reputation from fringegoers and the Latitude festival, and performs three times a month in London, so I was curious. Their premise is that most of Jane Austen’s 700-odd novels are lost, so the audience offers titles which they, in flawless period costume, promptly perform. My niece and I were rather hoping that they would pick ours out of the hat – “Mansfield Shark” in which Fanny defeats Jaws. But it was “Wit and Profanity” which became their title, and even with a butler called Shitt it took them a while to hook onto the profanity bit.
There is real talent there, but even with a happy rowdy audience on this particular night the group seemed, to use a shepherding term, less well-hefted than they should be. Seamless improv depends not only on picking up clues fast, but on a willingness to get laughs from fellow-players who get painted into an impossible corner, and letting them struggle while ripples of laughter build. Here it felt – despite some promising openings – as if some cast members were leaping in too early, too anxiously, or abruptly distracting us with unnecessary mugging.
When the more measured and watchful cast members – notably Andrew Murray and Rachel Parris – were let alone we got some good , even Austenian, moments of pleasingly awkward courtship. And Joseph Morpurgo made the well-worn joke of a comedy Spanish accent surprisingly fresh: the lad has a certain edge of mania which may take him far. “You must forgive me” he snarls at one point: “It is a Spanish custom to bluster into the bedroom of your landlady” . As for the hospital he unaccountably plans to build, with confident grandiosity he claims it as an important innovation. “Up till 1813 in England, everyone has died. Of everything”. Nice. I suspect that on other evenings, the third and fourth mice will romp home.
http://www.austentatiousimpro.com for dates at Leicester Square and the Wheatsheaf pub, Rathbone Place
Rating: two
Comments Off on Austentatious! – Leicester Square
Filed under Two Mice
Richard II – Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford
A ROCK STAR RICHARD
David Tennant’s Richard is a rock star: a preening vanity, long tresses flowing down his silk-robed back, with the epicene arrogance of a Russell Brand and a scornful eloquence to match. Defeated, he lurches into self-pitying abasement only to erupt again into royal entitlement. Deposed, he roams the stage in bare feet and white nightie comparing his betrayal to Christ’s. Tennant is almost unbearably watchable, his handling of the verse breathtaking in its ease. His cousin and nemesis Bolingbroke is NIgel Lindsay: stocky and stubbled, chain-mailed gut hanging over his belt, righteous in banished fury and implacable in rebellion. He sighs with visible impatience at the deposed King’s drama-queen antics with the crown. This beginning of Shakespeare’s History cycle falls more easily than most into the headshaking dualism of 1066 And All That: Richard is Wrong but Wromantic, Bolingbroke Right but Repulsive.
Which is not to say that there is anything unsubtle about Gregory Doran’s production – marked by his trademark courteous clarity of line – or much wrong with Tennant’s interpretation of the doomed Richard. At times near the end I felt that his elfin edge of humour sold short the journey of self-discovery which Shakespeare gives the King: even near death his vanity conquers all, and Doran also chooses to make his relationship with young Aumerle rather more emotionally credible than his marriage. But that is a matter of interpretation, and fair enough. And for all Tennant’s shining star quality the real sinews of the production, its glory and its fifth star, reside elsewhere.
For it is a marvellous evening and, with its simple use of shadowy, mirrory projections of grey arches, thorny wilderness and heraldic tapestries, ideal for Doran’s intention to film, stream and distribute it to schools. From the opening scene around the coffin of the King’s murdered uncle where the widow (Jane Lapotaire) delivers her fusillade of desperate grief, through the aborted duel with Richard aloft on his dais undermining the chivalrous code of his barons, each character and nuance emerges with unemphatic firmness. Michael Pennington’s masterly John of Gaunt, the last wise romantic of the dynasty, laments the “landlording” of England; his brother York struggles with the statesmanlike problems of a necessary but shockingly illegal regime change, turning from the impossible Richard to the all-too-possible Bolingbroke with beautifully nuanced exasperation.
Indeed it must be noted that, for all the marvels of Tennant, Lapotaire, and the rest, the old-pro solid gold performance of the night belongs to Oliver Ford Davies as York. As the principled old patriot in an impossible position, or the enraged father in the blackly comic scenes with his lovelorn traitor son and his furious wife (Marty Cruikshank, a ferociously fine cameo), he takes the palm. It is Ford Davies who most draws sighs, small laughs and sympathies from the audience; he who provides the ballast halfway between the wonderfully dislikeable Bolingbroke and the fools’-gold spendthrift mirage of a King who confuses his crown with a halo.
Yet like Shakespeare, who intemperately gave nearly all the poetry to the irresponsible monarch, Doran leaves us with ambiguity. An unexpected great creak of stage machinery, a prison pathos, a sudden compassion for deluded Rutland, and the weather changes, subtly. When Bolingbroke embarks on his gruff pilgrimage of repentance, the choir and trumpeters high overhead soar and yearn at the end of Paul Englishby’s score and we get a final white-gowned dazzle from the ghost Richard overhead.
0844 800 1110 http://www.rsc.org.uk to 16 nov (then to Barbican in Dec) 0844 800 1110 http://www.rsc.org.uk to 16 nov (then to Barbican in Dec)
Rating: five
Comments Off on Richard II – Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford
Filed under Five Mice
Oedipussy – Rose, Kingston
GREEK, GOOFY, GORGEOUS
I had remembered the unicycle and Queen Merope’s mad wig, Petra Massey’s disco-sphinx and the innocently manic Spaniard Aitor Basauri leading us in an operatic chorus while disguised as three ragged singing lepers. I vaguely remembered the morris-dancing, the struggles of the cast to get between the Grecian pillars in too-wide hats, and the arresting, surprisingly poignant moments of Jocasta’s death and Oedipus’ blinding, blood-red ribbons falling from high overhead.
Other things had faded, though, since I saw this Spymonkey show under Emma Rice’s direction begin its intermittent tour in Northampton last year. I had forgotten how fine the music is: Toby Park’s saxophone solos, Hollywood-epic blasts and anthemic, ludicrously heartfelt numbers in Bond, Bowie, Bassey and X-factor style. I had blanked out the disembowelling of Tiresias in pasa-doble rhythm, the way the furious German Stefan Kreiss kicks holes in the scenery, and that Massey ends up, for important dramatic reasons, doing the curtain-call with dummy arms.
My companion, never having seen this quartet before, simply spent two hours in helpless, shocked, liberated laughter, leaving the critical brooding to me. I love Spymonkey for the brilliance and precision of their clowning and the ripple of pure intelligence beneath the anarchic surface. Not everyone gets it, and this retelling of the Oedipus story (with surprising accuracy beneath the spoofing) opens with the four of them reading the Joyce McMillan review of their last show: “a band of middle aged actors making a two-hour show out of a one line joke”. The bespectacled Park gravely says it is “the greatest gift a critic can bestow, a kick up the arse” and pledges that they will become grownup classical interpreters. “We will not romp”. Whereon down come his trousers, and we’re into loincloths, laurel wreaths, and a James Bond operning number – “Whadda man! Whadda myth! Whadda King!”.
McMillan sighed that their performance was like a student jape. But no student japes are this perfect, and in any art extreme high quality can overcome distaste for a genre. You can think you hate jazz but appreciate Charlie Parker, be impatient of opera but moved by Gheorgiu. The comparison is not absurd: these four have studied and practised physical comedy for years, and here collaborate with Emma Rice and Carl Grose. Even the moments when each steps out of character to grumble are finely tuned. Basauri says he wants to do standup, Park wails “I could have done something with my life! My sister’s a consultant psychiatrist! My grandfather designed the Morrison Shelter!” and the nimbly lunatic Petra Massey persistently interrupts the story to overshare about her “obliterated womb”. Kreiss, the oldest at 51, claims to be on painkillers and when Massey offers massage after a dramatic lift shouts “Just lose some weight!”.
No. None of them must leave. Ever. Their appearances are quite rare, quite wonderful, and not to be missed.
08444 821 556 to 19th October
Rating: four 
Comments Off on Oedipussy – Rose, Kingston
Filed under Four Mice
The Love Girl & The Innocent – Southwark Playhouse SE1
A CHILL BLAST FROM THE GULAGS
They painted Stalin’s words on the hut walls. “Instead of the onerous burden it was under Capitalism, work has become a thing of glory and valour”. Ragged, half-starved men and women trudged past that in labour camps. This play’s author is Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, not imagining but remembering: he spent eight years in the gulags from 1945. It hasn’t been seen in London for thirty years (though a more serious-minded BBC televised it in 1965).
The author was imprisoned for “counter-revolutionary activities”, and as new prisoners come off the lorry in Mathew Dunster’s stark, vivid production they each recite their subsection of that same Article 58: even “failing to report an overheard conversation”. Among them are more conventional criminals: a black-marketeer sold penicillin and gramophone needles, an army sniper (Emily Dobbs, a superb tough performance) shot her unfaithful husband. But most are Article 58: political prisoners.
With fifty characters, a working foundry and building site it is daunting to stage: with 16 actors Dunster nimbly uses Solzhenitsyn’s stage directions as brief narrative. Anna Fleischle’s design uses the battered urban skeleton of Southwark’s new home well: pallets and planks scraping on the concrete, old tyres seeming to burn from within, an unforgettable lineup of naked prisoners, faces to the wall, in dim red light, beneath the wire.
The play’s authenticity is at once a strength and a weakness. Its strength is in delineating the top-down pressure to be corrupt: both victims and guards (mostly prisoners themselves) are fixed on their own survival. The commandant himself is under threat if he doesn’t increase production, the clerk struggles with bureaucratic lies, the foundrymen cheat, the girls do whatever it takes.
Cian Barry is Nemov, the newly convicted army officer who asks “In all the years we were in the war, defending Russia, was it as bad as this?” They laugh at him for a mug, a greenhorn. Worse! they say. As ‘work supervisor’ Nemov talks helplessly of decency and conscience while more experienced prisoners loot the newcomers’ baggage. Demoted, he has a brief respite as a powerless “dirty faced worker” with no temptation to tyrannize, but almost hysterically finds love with Lubya. Her bitter, much-used quality (conveyed with ruthless sweetness by Rebecca Oldfield) is hard to accept. She was a Kulak exile sold into marriage at fourteen, knows her value to men and submits pragmatically to the camp doctor (a smooth Ben Onwukwe) . Rob Tofield is the tubby venal cook, Ben Lee the sharp prisoner who usurps Nemov’s job.
But the gulag itself is the central character, and the detailed complex portrayal of its life impedes impetus and character development. Hence you get a historically fascinating evening rather than a great play. Jagged Fence deserves credit for bringing it to Southwark and Solzhenitsyn was a hero. But a bit more impertinence in adapting it would make it stronger.
0207 407 0234 southwarkplayhouse.co.uk to 2 Nov
Rating : three
Rating : three 
Comments Off on The Love Girl & The Innocent – Southwark Playhouse SE1
Filed under Three Mice
The Events – Young Vic SE1 (a note)
I reviewed this in Edinburgh, for the Times, which (via paywall) can still be read on http://tinyurl.com/l3qvtvn. I gave it four stars.
So I won’t re-review it here, but it’s worth signalling, on this press night at the Young Vic, that David Greig’s play is an intense two-hander with a community chorus directed by Ramin Gray, that it is remarkable, and worth seeing. Set in a church hall in the aftermath of a mass shooting, it has a thoughtful, mournful topicality, subtle and nuanced and humane.
Neve McIntosh is a hip lesbian vicar struggling with her feelings and philosophy of life after half her choir are murdered. Rudi Dharmalingham is sometimes the boy with the gun “I need to make my mark. The only means I have are art or violence. And I was never any good at drawing”. Sometimes other characters, who without vocal or physical change emerge as if in McIntosh’s own thoughts. A humane, never glib exploration of our deepest modern fears. Bleak, riveting, worth seeing.
020 7922 2922 http://www.youngvic.org to 2 Nov
Comments Off on The Events – Young Vic SE1 (a note)
Filed under Theatre
The Act – Ovalhouse SE11
“I fully understand” says Kenneth Robinson MP, “that this subject is distasteful, even repulsive to some people”. He is introducing the Commons debate on the Wolfenden Report, the decriminalizing of male homosexual acts in private. As Matthew Baldwin – calm, smartly pinstriped, measured – delivers fragments of the speech, you feel across half a century the fraught Parliamentary silence. It is, he says, a misconception that these men are “effete, depraved and exhibitionist…the majority are useful citizens, unnoticed and unsuspected”. Some of his listeners in that Chamber will have recognized Robinson’s definition of their own “Involuntary deviation..[which] leads so often to loneliness, unhappiness and frustration”.
This age of laissez-faire and equal marriage, with its troubling counter-current of fundamentalist repression, seems to fuel a dramatic need to look back at that period when sexual rebellion boiled and seethed, cracking the skin of postwar respectability. We await two treatments of the Profumo Scandal – Keeler the play, Stephen Ward the musical. The Universal Machine musical dealt movingly with Alan Turing, and Alexi Kaye Campbell’s The Pride painfully expresses both the misery and of the criminalized years and the “hypersexual” fallout now gradually fading.
This sensitive, truthful 70-minute solo created by Baldwin and Thomas Hescott (who directs) weaves together Robinson’s speech and the story of a young civil servant whose nervous search for love and intimacy leads him to the flamboyant underworld of the ‘Dilly and to picking up a boy in the Leicester Square Gents. Baldwin gives poignant dignity to the lonely civil servant, from childhood memories of love to the indignity of a courtroom. Sometimes he becomes “Edna” the waspish Jules-and-Sandy type in the club talking Polari to the shrieking Gladyses and Mabels.
Then he is the lover again, pleading with a shrugging, venal, beloved boy; then we are back in the Commons chamber as Robinson questions the right of the State to interfere in the acts of private individuals, and reveals that the Lord Chief Justice finds 90 per cent of blackmail cases involve homosexuality. Public opinion? “It is the duty of governments to lead, and to do what they know to be right”. A faint modern echo of David Cameron’s nervous courage over gay marriage.
Baldwin’s performance is strong, charming and honest, the play cunningly constructed. The 70-minute span begins and ends with him as a modern man, texting about a dinner party he and his civil partner (“we’re thinking of upgrading to marriage”) are having for the even smarter Seb and Ian, all Ottolenghi brunches and opera and mentoring. It is from that moment that we whirl back to the 1960’s, the Parliamentary plea for the “distasteful” deviation, and the cosy, dangerous, necessary underworld of Gladyses and Ednas. For which, it is teasingly made clear, some still atavistically hanker.
020 7582 7689 http://www.ovalhouse.com to 26 October
Rating: four
Comments Off on The Act – Ovalhouse SE11
Filed under Four Mice
theatreCat 